Here are the 21 funniest parents on social media this week

Parenting is deciding whether you praise your children for cleaning up after themselves or yell at them for ruining your good towels

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 12, 2023

If you enjoy doing acrobatics to bend over backwards into your back seat to un-stuck the jacket fabric from the zipper of a crying child, while his brother is reciting every character from Pokémon 1 inch from your ear at 8am, I can’t recommend parenting highly enough.

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) January 11, 2023

4yo: *Yelling* You're going to jail for making me do what I don't want to!

Me: Good, I could use the vacation.

— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) January 12, 2023

When you think you're just watching cartoons but then Bluey cuts you to your core pic.twitter.com/FP7KhIbsU0

— The Dad (@thedad) January 12, 2023

4: I really want to go to Italy

Me: which part?

4: France

— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) January 7, 2023

Before having kids, be sure to ask yourself the really tough questions like “how do I feel about having a slime station in my dining room?”

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) January 8, 2023

My 5yo, "when are we gonna go out to brunch again?" First of all, you don't have a job, and you're an expensive brunch date.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 11, 2023

My wife called and asked me to get the chicken thighs out of the freezer. I told her we don’t have any chicken thighs in the freezer so she said she’d check when she gets home- your thoughts and prayers are appreciated

— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) January 13, 2023

Never get in the way of a woman who is panic cleaning.

— Laura is never ready (@ericamorecambe) January 11, 2023

My wife still brings up that one time in 2015 I complained to her about being unable to fall asleep while she was in labor

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 11, 2023

My kids hacked my LinkedIn and changed my title to Sr Vice President of Poopoo Peepee Fart Enterprises like anyone would believe I’d rise up to Sr Vice President that fast

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 12, 2023

When I was in grade 8 my mom thought Ozzy Osbourne was an agent of the devil. This year my son's middle school band played it at the Christmas concert

— Jono (@whoinvitedjon) January 12, 2023

Starting a parenting blog called “You are screwed”.

— Mad Hatter Mommy!!! (@MadHatterMommy) January 11, 2023

Overheard boy twin ask his sister “would you eat mummy if she was made of cake?”. Without hesitating she said “of course”. I’m a little hurt yet strangely proud

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) January 10, 2023

Whenever my kid is about to do something he’s not supposed to he says, ‘don’t look at me,’ and that’s how I know he’s not cut out for a life of crime.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 4, 2023

some of you haven’t had to de-poop a bathtub & rewash a baby & it shows

— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) January 13, 2023

Having one child outgrow an annoying children’s show just as the other one starts to watch it is the true curse of parenthood

— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) January 11, 2023

Why do we stop celebrating developmental milestones as we age? Sure, babies walking and talking is great and all. But I had to work a lot harder for my first colonoscopy and I should be celebrated.

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) January 9, 2023

Every night my kids play this cute game called who can break their neck first before bedtime.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) January 11, 2023

I don’t want to brag, but I actually made banana bread out of the bananas that went bad.

— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) January 9, 2023

An escape room but it’s just me trapped in urgent care with 2 energetic sick kids.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 8, 2023