21 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (April 15-21)
Woof — it’s been a long week.
If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.
We Shih Tzu not.
Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.
This week’s offerings, naturally, include some consternation caused by the disappearance of Twitter’s legacy blue checks.
(No need to beg for more funny tweets ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)
god damn it.... son of a bitch.... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....
— bela lugosi's dad (@markpopham) April 19, 2023
This is Walter. His day is not going as planned. Refuses to suffer in silence. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/ksLHkfIGjs
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) April 18, 2023
the dog lost their blue check i have no idea if these thoughts are coming from a real dog or not pic.twitter.com/wDBsXbgcSP
— matt (@dogfather) April 20, 2023
Currently very obsessed with these elder cats who are married and in love pic.twitter.com/bPBDbKMIGV
— Kayla Ancrum ✨ (@KaylaAncrum) April 20, 2023
I just want someone to look at me like my dog looks at me…
[looks at my dog] she burps in my face— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) April 21, 2023
Do I go to the meeting?
Do I cancel? pic.twitter.com/NWGvxoWMsn— Tim Ewins (@EwinsTim) April 20, 2023
Dog having its own fun.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ZDYP4M5YOD
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 16, 2023
Stacy to the cats: We talk to each other with our human words; you can’t trick us into feeding you a second breakfast like a bunch of little goblin hobbits.
Me sneaky-quiet putting second breakfast back in the cat food container: Yeah! Yeah you’ll never trick me!— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) April 20, 2023
When the Doggy Daycare calls... 🤣 pic.twitter.com/HMxlTFYEwc
— Madeyousmile (@Thund3rB0lt) April 20, 2023
My cat when I ask him why he systematically knocked everything off of every surface in the apartment while I was out of town: pic.twitter.com/fadBu9c6nG
— Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable) April 16, 2023
adorned by the finest textiles pic.twitter.com/SDMStnFmZx
— Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) April 20, 2023
having a cat or other small critter ride your shoulders is so rad dude. it’s the closest human beings will ever come to becoming a mech. where do you wanna go little guy?? i will destroy everything in our path for you
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) April 19, 2023
An unmade bed is merely a throne for a queen pic.twitter.com/o79lU7LW7f
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) April 15, 2023
a stranger just asked me to hold onto her dog’s leash while she gets a coffee (it is apparently “an emergency”) and i’m happy to do it, but i feel like in another life this would be the beginning of a buddy comedy in which i’m stuck with this dog forever
— g a b y (@gabydvj) April 21, 2023
I CANT HOLD THEM BACK MUCH LONGER pic.twitter.com/fAtekqsPO3
— place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt) April 20, 2023
Free business idea: emergency cat service
Having a panic attack and need a cat to sit on you and purr it away?
Travelling, and just can't sleep without a fuzzy maniac hopping on you?
Emergency cat services would have you covered, delivering a cat to your location post haste— Angry Staff Officer (@pptsapper) April 19, 2023
When your dog knows what kind of driver you are. pic.twitter.com/qOL6bwQ9hS
— Animals Being Bros (@AnimalBeingBro5) April 16, 2023
Hadn't seen Virgil in an hour, so I went looking and sure enough. pic.twitter.com/iVU50LyqsZ
— Mark Primiano (@Doctor1Hundred) April 16, 2023
I want to be the first cat appraiser on @RoadshowPBS. Like it doesn’t matter if it’s jewelry, folk art, painting, pottery, etc. if it’s a cat you bring it to me at my little cat table.
— Cats of Yore (@CatsOfYore) April 18, 2023
When you don't have sugar receptors in your tongue but you inexplicably love sweets anyway and someone won't let you have any cake. pic.twitter.com/yzl20ei5pw
— Erin Biba (@erinbiba) April 17, 2023
we are making biscuits on my head today pic.twitter.com/EPc9jrma8Q
— rachel (@rachelmillman) April 16, 2023
