These Are The 22 Funniest Parents On Social Media This Week
The kitchen can wait. Grab some pumpkin pie and come take a well-earned break and laugh along with the funniest parents on social media this week!
Green specks are their FAVORITE!
Shout out to everyone deciding to add parsley to things like mashed potatoes and macaroni and cheese. My kids love finding little green specs in their food, so excited.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 22, 2022
Nah, I'm not cold at all!
Me telling my family that it isn't even cold yet and we don't need the heating on. pic.twitter.com/RhMiGAAyWw
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 17, 2022
He's not wrong.
Today I asked my son to name something we have at our Thanksgiving that the pilgrims didn't have at theirs and he confidently said 'Parkour'.
— 🍁Yukon Ghost (@GrahamKritzer) November 22, 2022
Perspective.
"This is the 𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵 movie ever!" my 7yo pouts, as Clarke struggles to light up his house in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) November 23, 2022
Sounds about right.
Adult friendships be like "I miss you,” ….lets hang out in March
— Nicole (@Nicoleally_) November 16, 2022
Sigh.
Tween: mom how do you spell yacht?
Me: Y-
Tween: OMG MOM CAN YOU JUST HELP ME THIS ONE TIME— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 21, 2022
Lifechanging.
I followed my doctors advice and slept when the baby slept and boy those 17 minutes really helped me through the first 6 months of her life
— Shauna.. na (@ForgetTheMoose) November 21, 2022
It's a gosh-darn shame.
I feel so bad for this generation of teenagers. The current price of gas is so high, they can't even afford to drive past their crush's house fifty times
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) November 22, 2022
Accurate.
My parenting style right now is like “gentle parenting, gentle parenting, gentle parenting, I’M CANCELLING CHRISTMAS!!!, gentle parenting, gentle parenting…”
— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) November 20, 2022
The quiet is scary.
Welcome to parenthood. Your kids being too loud makes you crazy, but your kids being too silent makes you scared.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 17, 2022
She gets it!
My toddler is pretending to cook a meal and it involves a lot of screaming and throwing food in a pot. She gets it.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 16, 2022
Nothing to see here.
I was laying on the couch and my wife walked by with a hammer, tape measure and a level but didn’t say a word to me. This is a test, right?
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) November 16, 2022
Good prep for Thanksgiving.
If you’ve ever been unfortunate enough to encounter a live Turkey you’ll have no guilt eating one
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 20, 2022
Favorite pastime.
me, on zillow looking at $22,000,000 houses with $17 in my bank account: interesting design choice but ok
— tate (@50FirstTates) November 16, 2022
Bedtime, Gary!
love when babies have middle aged names. please stop crying gary
— jame (@kloogans) November 20, 2022
Who knew?
My 4yo pretended she was a hired cleaner yesterday as. As she helped me clean she asked if I had any kids. After telling her about my 2 I asked if she had any of her own. Turns out she has 5 kids and has been married to a man named Carlin for 30 years. You think you know someone.
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) November 14, 2022
Good luck!
Ticketmaster is like “we’ve hidden five Taylor Swift tickets in chocolate bars located across the world GOOD LUCK”
— Rakesh Satyal (@rakeshsatyal) November 17, 2022
Whiplash ensues.
Teens be like: Mom I don't need your help, I know what I'm doing!... [5 mins later] Are you seriously not going to help me?!
— Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) November 14, 2022
Can't blame her, really.
My 5 year old cried because I put chocolate chips in her chocolate chip pancakes
— PieGuy (@ilovepie84) November 20, 2022
All hail the Cake Fork!
Shoutout to the fork that lives in the dessert pan. I couldn’t possibly have a full slice but I’m gonna take a bite or two everytime I pass. Cake Fork- you da real MVP
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) November 23, 2022
Duh.
I tripped over my kid’s shoes in the middle of the floor and she said it was my fault because I should’ve known they are always there
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) November 22, 2022
How could you?
My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.
— Lovely Potatoes (@robin_991) November 23, 2022
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