These Are The 22 Funniest Parents On Social Media This Week
As you celebrate Labor Day this weekend, those of us who are now raising the results of another kind of labor day might need a little extra TLC.
Grab something off the grill and a cold beverage of your choice and laugh along with the funniest parents on Twitter this week!
I'm not lovin' it.
My 3 year old got into my makeup and now Ronald McDonald is in the kitchen screaming at me for applesauce
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) August 29, 2022
🎶 We're only getting older, baby... 🎶
lifelong friendship is so funny. I once saw you drink four loko out of an ugg boot and now you have a son named Arnold
— Ruth Madievsky (@ruthmadievsky) August 27, 2022
Do as I say, not as I do.
“It’s fun to try new things”, and other hypocritical things I say to my kids.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 28, 2022
What is life?
adulthood is wild because my to-do list will be like
1. buy toothpaste
2. figure out how to write a will— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 23, 2022
RIP my nose.
I now know the perils of attempting to kiss your toddler on the top of the head right when they decide to jump up and down.
— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) August 27, 2022
But seriously, the tear-aparts? No.
I never expected that as an adult I’d have such strong opinions on the quality of paper towels
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) August 20, 2022
Winning. (Are we still saying "winning?")
I’m not saying I’m nailing this parent thing, but my teen daughter did say good morning to me today.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) August 30, 2022
What about this is not appealing?
"Why aren't Millenials having children?" Maybe because those of us who did were nice enough to explain to our friends you have to wake up at 5:52am and watch Thomas while holding a toy of Thomas and making him say "Wow, look, I'm on TV" before your coffee is even ready.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 27, 2022
My bad.
Oh, so it's cute when my toddler says "all done" and hangs up mid call on the phone to my in-laws but when I do it I'm "out of line".
— An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) August 26, 2022
No, he cannot be more specific under any circumstances.
A guy is coming to repair the dryer today. His arrival window is sometime between 9am this morning and my 12yo’s college graduation.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 29, 2022
Please?
If my kids ask, the Ice Cream Truck plays music when it’s out of ice cream.
— GinaLynn (@GSand410) August 23, 2022
Not for amateurs.
Distracting a cranky toddler with my phone so we can finish our dinner at the restaurant pic.twitter.com/jcSN8YMdUB
— The Dad (@thedad) August 24, 2022
I mean... same.
the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said “garlic salt”
— 🦂Stay at Home Meh 🌵 (@caseyjparker) August 26, 2022
You're in trouble now.
When a kid says "daddy, I want mommy" that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor"
— LIFEISAJOURKNEE (@LIFEISJOURKNEE) August 31, 2022
I am not OK.
Pretty sure the parenting books didn’t talk about my 6yr old sleep walking and just standing over my bed like a serial killer.
— MommyCocktail (@MommyCocktail) August 31, 2022
It's a lost cause.
“Why do I even bother cleaning the toilet?”
- A Mother of Boys Memoir— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) August 30, 2022
Do not blow his cover!
My 13yo unplugs his gaming mic when we try to talk to him so that his friends don’t find out he has parents or even worse, that he *gasp* lives with them.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 30, 2022
It's OK. Really.
Remember people, the only one who’ll know that you didn’t take first day of school photos is Facebook
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) August 31, 2022
Big man on campus.
The kindergarten people are so short
-my kid, after one day of being a first grader— meghan (@deloisivete) August 26, 2022
This was not in the vows.
"I married the man of my dreams" I whisper to myself as I shave his back for the 3rd time this month
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) August 27, 2022
The horror!
Nothing is more embarrassing for a tween boy than being seen out shopping with his mom by another tween boy who is also out shopping with his mom.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 26, 2022
Accurate.
[Explaining my fantasy football draft]
Is this boring you?
Daughter: yes
Me: This is how I feel when you tell me about Roblox.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 29, 2022
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