Here Are The 22 Funniest Parents On Social Media This Week
The end is in sight, parents. If you haven't already tagged out and sent the kids back to school, your time will come soon!
Take this glorious moment to turn on Taylor Swift's "august," grab a bowl of carbs and laugh along with us.
That's hot.
At this point in my life, hot mom summer is just when it takes me too long to get the kids buckled into their car seats
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) August 8, 2022
I know that mood.
I asked my son what time he wanted me to wake him up on the 1st day of school:
"6:30, so I have enough time to shower & cry."— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 8, 2022
It's like a Michelin star.
My kids love it when I try new recipes.
They give me rave reviews, such as, “I liked it but don’t ever make it again.”— UhParently (@Uh_Parently) August 7, 2022
Well, did she?
Of course my kids are well mannered because when I tell them things like get ready for bed, they politely ask me “Did mommy say that?"
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) August 8, 2022
Who is responsible for these hooligans?
"Who are you and where is your mother??"
-my favorite thing to yell at my kids— Lady Georgia Banana (@indafckitbucket) August 4, 2022
It's the Hunger Games.
My youngest son hid a Ziploc bag of Froot Loops in his pajama drawer so that he wouldn’t miss out on the “good cereal” if he woke up late tomorrow, in case you wondered what growing up in a big family is like.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 5, 2022
We're done.
I just ran a dishwasher entirely filled with cups. These kids need to go back to school.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) August 6, 2022
Welcome back!
School emails be like:
Welcome to X Elementary! Your supply lists include everything you've already bought but in a different color. Our drop-off time is 8:24. Students arriving at 8:26 will be late. The PTA will need a donation equal to your mortgage. Welcome back!— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 8, 2022
You get used to it.
Expectant Parent: What's it like being a parent?
Me: Have you ever wrestled an alligator covered in vaseline?
Expectant Parent:
Me: Don't worry, you'll learn.— Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) August 10, 2022
So accurate.
Me: How's school been?
6yo: I haven't learned anything except that my friends are not in my class.— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) August 10, 2022
Now that's a good friend to have.
My son was invited over 2 different friend's houses for a sleepover and he picked the friend that has a whole drawer in the fridge dedicated to just cheese and I'm wondering how to get invited over for a sleepover
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) August 10, 2022
It's a party every day.
My favorite part about doing chores is waking up the next day and doing the exact same chores.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) August 9, 2022
Problem solved!
My mom told me I needed to learn how to relax more so I dropped my kids at her house.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) August 10, 2022
Amazon might be overpaying.
I love that Amazon hires data scientists to figure out that based on my excessive paper towel purchase history I likely have two kids and a cat
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) August 10, 2022
Respect.
My 4yo was pretending to be a cat before bed, then meowed a few times in his sleep. Now that is commitment to a bit
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 10, 2022
Save me.
Sorry I'm late. My mother sent me a Google hyperlink yesterday morning and I'm still scrolling through.
— An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) August 10, 2022
Nobody tell him.
Currently my 5 year-old's favorite song is "I'm a starbucks" by The Weeknd and I am in no hurry to correct any of this
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) August 10, 2022
It's a life of constant disappointment.
My kid has informed me that her new camp has ponies but no unicorns, she wasn’t upset, she just wanted to make sure that I understood that I had let her down
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) August 10, 2022
Is this a form of Stockholm syndrome?
Being at home with my toddler who is cutting multiple molars has been really testing and I've had some thoughts that I'm not proud of but the worst one by far has to be 'maybe Blippi isn't that bad'.
— An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) August 9, 2022
Turns out, I can't.
I thought I’d be able to do more basic things by 30, like spelling Wednesday without pronouncing the ‘n’ or achieving a cute messy bun on the first try
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) August 8, 2022
It's like trying to bathe a cat.
Sorry I’m late, was applying sunscreen to children
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) August 9, 2022
That was close.
My daughter told me she packed one of the “canteens” she found in the basement for overnight camp and we don’t own any canteens so I checked her bag just to see what she was talking about and pulled out a flask. She was almost the edgiest kid in the 10 y/o cabin.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) August 7, 2022
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