22 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh Like A Vaguely Unhinged Movie Villain (But, Like, In A Good Way)
It's Christmas rom-com season, and I, for one, am incredibly excited to watch delicate white women with tell-it-to-ya-straight Black and/or gay BFFs either move to or escape from a major city to fall in love with the hunky [butcher, baker, candlestick-maker, etc.] who's been closely guarding his heart ever since his ex betrayed him several years ago!!! ❤️💚
✅ Title is the worst pun you've ever heard.
✅ "I know your ex did a real number on you, but [female lead] isn't Kim. Just give her a chance! You can't be alone forever."
✅ Terrible acting.
✅ Slo-mo shot of individual snowflakes falling from the night sky.
✅ Santa Claus winks at the camera as he grants the precocious child's wish for their mom/dad/aunt/uncle/older sibling to find love this year.