60 Love Puns That Are Only a Little Cringe (But, Like, in an Extremely Cute Way)
While, sure, pun humor can be corny as hell, it can also be a very cute way to flirt with your significant other. There’s a time and place for clever-yet-corny one-liners every now and then, whether you need to pen a sweet inscription for a romantic card, or you just want to make your partner giggle—there’s zero harm in having some loved up puns ready in your rolodex.
Love puns definitely aren't the only way to show your partner your love (romantic gestures are important from time to time, too), but they're an easy (and free!) way to turn your partner's day around if they're going through it. They're also great tools that can help keep communication between you fun and fresh.
Another pun pro? They're perfect for both your brand new situationship and your long-term, exclusive partner. Text a sweet one to your new lover for some laughs that'll keep the conversation going, a funny one to your newest dating app match, or a raunchy one to your spouse to make them lovingly roll their eyes at how much they love you and your perfect comedic timing. You can also use love puns as pickup lines when approaching someone new for the first time! (Just make sure to keep it PG.)
We put together a long list of 60 love puns that'll brighten the receiver's day—even if they won't admit it in the moment! You might not be the next Nicholas Sparks with these punny lines, but what's more romantic than making your lover laugh?
For your ride-or-die travel companion:
“I could TSA pre-check you out all day long.”
“Your love is first class.”
“Can I get a tour of your cockpit?”
“When I’m with you, my heart is always ready for takeoff.”
“I’d sit in your middle seat any day.”
“I’d gladly deal with your baggage any day.”
“You make me want to join the mile high club!”
“Nothing about you is plane.”
“For you, I’d give up my window seat.”
“Every view is better with you in it.”
“Together, we’re just winging it!”
“With you, every day is a bae-cation.”
“I have nothing to declare except my love for you.”
“My maps app must be broken, because I’m gettin’ lost in your eyes.”
For your favorite brunch date:
“Let’s get the check so we can go home and avo-cuddle.”
“We’re a matcha made in heaven.”
“Don't go bacon my heart.”
“I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.”
“This breakfast quesadilla is delish, but I can’t wait to be jalapeño pants later.”
“We make an egg-cellent pair.”
“You are the coffee to my espresso. And I love you a latte.”
“Omelette you finish, but I love you a latke.”
“I hope you like breakfast, because I love you a waffle lot.”
“I love you a whole brunch.”
“Pancake keep my eyes off you.”
For your sexiest workout buddy:
“You’re my swole mate.”
“Life means squat without you.”
“I’m whey into you.”
“I’m so glad you’re my S.O. and my gym buddy. This relationship is really working out.”
“I can’t weight to see you naked.”
For the animal lover in your life:
“I’m so glad you’re my significant otter.”
“There are a chameleon reasons I love you.”
“There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate.”
“I dolphinately love you. You’re my porpoise in life.”
“No bunny compares to you.”
“Ewe complete me.”
“I pelican’t think of anyone better than you.”
“I think you are porcu-fine.”
“I love ewe.”
“You’re pretty darn paw-some.”
“You’re totally otter this world.”
“You are my fur-ever lover.”
“We absolutely flamin-go together. Don’t you think?”
“I’d be lion if I said I didn’t love you!”
“I’m not kitten. You’re seriously the best.”
“I love giving you all kinds of pugs and kisses.”
For your fellow foodie:
“I love you from my head tomatoes.”
“This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.”
“I know I’m kind of a hopeless ramen-tic, but just wanted to say I love you—like, pho real.”
“You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“You had me at portobello.”
“I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.”
“You make miso happy (or horny).”
“You’re the loaf of my life.”
“Sip me baby one more time.”
For your fashion-forward lover:
“I glove you and I am smitten.”
“I like your sweater. It must be made out of husband material.”
“Did you order more clothes from J.Crew? Because UPS is here again and I’d be happy to handle your package.”
“You crock my world.”
And there you have it, folks. The gateway to securing your boo’s heart is simply through a cheesy, corny, oh-so-cute love pun.
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