Here are the 24 funniest parents on social media this week
Parents, take a break from the holiday stress — ahem, we mean cheer — and laugh along with the funniest parents on social media this week. After all, a good laugh is sometimes even better than a robe!
Just kidding.
My kids were sick this week and I took care of them and now I’m sick and they’re taking care of me just kidding I’m refilling their waters now.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 11, 2022
Probably me, to be honest.
I don’t know who is more excited about no homework until after the holidays, me or my 9yo.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) December 11, 2022
We can do hard things.
I just sat on the floor untangling Christmas lights for a half hour while my son ate chicken nuggets and played “eye of the tiger” on his phone. Teamwork.
— Tiffany (@tiffanytweets80) December 12, 2022
Money well spent.
my daughter, home from college for winter break, is now able to do a spot on Scooby-Doo impersonation so the tuition investment is definitely paying off
— 🚀🎅Dad Missile Toeing🎅🚀 (@raoulvilla) December 12, 2022
(But seriously, look at that rock bed!)
What level of adulting is it when you get distracted by good landscaping? And how do I go back down a level? I'm becoming my mother.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) December 10, 2022
Nope.
Saw this on FB and just wanted to say...I don't love my kids this much. pic.twitter.com/pelSZ9zNSr
— Melissa Ruth Rotert (@OnPunsnNeedles) December 8, 2022
It's a lot.
Never anticipated how much of adulthood would just be unsubscribing from emails and breaking down Amazon boxes.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 10, 2022
That was fast.
Sorry I'm late, my 2yo decided to undress himself while I was putting my shoes on.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) December 12, 2022
He had good reasons.
Just changed from my outdoor hoodie to my indoor hoodie.
I finally understand Mr Rogers.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 11, 2022
Relatable.
67% of being married is asking your spouse, “So, what should we do today?” and then doing absolutely nothing.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) December 12, 2022
Ask me how I know.
When one door closes & another one immediately opens you are cheating on your Advent calendar.
— Lori (@Cornjerker78) December 9, 2022
Accurate.
Being an adult feels like losing your mom in the grocery store but like 24/7
— steph✨ (@stephanieashleb) August 19, 2017
Mmm, cheese.
Saw a post that said “stockings filled with cheer” but I thought it said “with cheese” so, same/same
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) December 12, 2022
My 2023 self has a to do list already.
“Please don’t make this my 2022 problem” — my response to anyone asking me to do the bare minimum for the next 3 weeks.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) December 6, 2022
Groan.
When you finally know where everything is at Home Depot, you have attained shelf awareness
— Feliz NaviDadjokes 🐀 @natesmith@jawns.club (@perlhack) December 11, 2022
She's not wrong.
Thinking about the time my youngest listened to Pink Floyd for the first time and she was like, "what is this beautiful music?" and a couple minutes later she was like, "when is it gonna end?"
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 9, 2022
Magical!
15- I can’t wait to be an adult so I can just do whatever I want all day
Me- *just returning from grocery shopping and on my way to the third school pickup line today* Yes, it’s simply magical— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 12, 2022
Surprise!
I can’t wait to get your holiday card so I can see how your kids have grown and changed since yesterday when you posted on social media.
— Hanging with the raisin girls (@TheHappySlut1) December 7, 2022
OK, boss.
I asked my 5yo what 4 + 4 equals and he said “stop bossing me around!”
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 11, 2022
She has a point.
“If it weren’t for the stupid Revolutionary War we could’ve all had British accents.” - my daughter’s hot take on history
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 8, 2022
Sigh.
You could spend a good 1/2 hour helping your kid with their homework then ask them if they have questions and they’d say “Why were you pointing to the text with your middle finger?”
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) December 12, 2022
Why is this so true, though?
left hand: i’ll take the 19 bags of groceries
right hand: i got the milk— alien skier (@clichedout) December 8, 2022
MONSTER.
Your dogs don’t have an advent calendar? ok, monster.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) December 6, 2022
Are we having fun yet?
Today, to get into the holiday spirit, my son and I built* a gingerbread house!
*my son ate 100 gumdrops, 3 handfuls of sprinkles, and a bag of icing; and I threw away 4 walls and a roof made of gingerbread after wiping down my entire kitchen twice— kindminds_smarthearts (@kindminds_) December 12, 2022
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