Here are the 25 funniest parents on social media this week
Take a break from [waves arms around wildly] all of this, parents. Grab a mug of something warm and some cookies and share a laugh with your fellow holiday warriors. Santa can't have all the fun!
Every year.
Remembering where I hid all of my kids' presents will be the real Christmas miracle.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 20, 2022
Also: Pajama Day.
The themed school days moms wish there were:
•Pajama day
•Mommy and me show up 10 minutes late but she still had time to order an iced coffee
•Pajama day
•Everyone looks like they've been crying because everyone has, in fact, been crying— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) December 8, 2022
So relaxing.
Only 273 little last minute tasks to get done and we will finally be ready to relax for the holidays.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 19, 2022
They're my personal holiday greatest hits album!
As a mom and wife you might recognize me from holiday hits like, ‘Christmas Is Cancelled’, ‘I’m Calling Santa’ and my personal favorite, ‘She’s Your Mom, You Buy Her A Gift’
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 19, 2022
I swear, it did!
My personal style can best be described as “this used to fit.”
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) December 14, 2022
Do not be fooled.
Asking a toddler if he's sleepy is the same as asking a drunk person if they are drunk. The answer is always no but it's not the correct answer.
— Fruits of Motherhood (@lindafruits) December 18, 2022
Too unbelievable?
I’m writing a fantasy fiction novel about a mom that has a cold and her family does things for themselves while she rests.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) November 23, 2022
How?
On the fence about having kids? I just found a muddy soccer ball in the christmas tree.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) December 14, 2022
Always Santa.
My 5yo said he needs to be really good for Santa and when I asked if he’s going to be good for mommy and daddy as well he said “nope, just Santa!”
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 22, 2022
Explain yourself.
My husband told our 5yo that he could have a goldfish for Hanukkah, and I’m wondering what I did to deserve this
— Anna (@AnnaDoesntWant2) December 9, 2021
Guess I'll eat again someday.
we've entered the time where i can't go into the kitchen to get something to eat without my wife yelling "those are for christmas!!" so i guess i'll starve for the next 3 days.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 22, 2022
The annual epic battle.
Never mind.
I started cleaning the house and then remembered that I have kids, I’ll try again in 18 years
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 19, 2022
So?
Child: [misbehaving]
Me [picking up phone]: That's it, I'm calling Santa.
Child: Dad I'm 19.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 28, 2022
Winning.
In case you’re feeling bad about your parenting, just know that my 7yo declared that ketchup was his favourite drink tonight.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) December 19, 2022
Facts.
Welcome to parenthood.
Good luck finding tape in your house ever again.— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) December 15, 2022
Personal space, people.
To the woman standing extremely close to me in line: I am now pregnant with your child. See you in court.
— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) December 20, 2022
They do this on purpose.
I’m not saying parenting makes your brain bleed, but my 6yo asked for a cup of hot water and as soon as I handed it to him he got on his step-stool put it in the freezer
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) December 22, 2022
Just saying.
Parking eight deer on the roof before breaking and entering isn't very "leave no trace" just saying.
— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) December 22, 2022
Cool, cool.
What’s it like having a teen?
Exhibit A:
Me: Did you just eat an entire taco in one bite?
Teen: Yeah…. You’ve given me the heimlich before so I know you’re good at it.— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) December 21, 2022
So aggravating.
I hate when I’m mad at my husband so I can’t show him the funny meme I’m looking at
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) December 20, 2022
We all have our limits.
I’m a fairly even person until my kid decides she hates dinner before she’s tried it, then mentally I’ve already cut her from the will
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 20, 2022
Is it 2023 yet?
on the 12th day of christmas my kids can’t seem to find
12 lego pieces
11 broken crayons
10 random socks
9 puzzle pieces
8 bouncy balls
7 board game pieces
6 library books
5 marker caaaps
4 play-doh tops
3 homework papers
2 tiny gloves
and the remote to the damn tv— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) December 19, 2022
Just a little dramatic.
If you’re wondering if kids are dramatic just know that 5, after being told he couldn’t have a popsicle after breakfast, just told me, “fine, then I’m never eating again…and if I don’t eat I’ll die!”
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) December 20, 2022
[shudder]
My 5yo just told me that for her next birthday she wants to “control my whole day”. And since she already does that all day every day, I’m actually shuddering at what more she could possibly have in store for me.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) December 18, 2022
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