25 tweets about glasses to read while your glasses slide down your nose
Glasses wearers face a highly specific set of glasses-related issues. We've got lens fog, we've got rain spots, we've got the general oppressiveness of summer. Plus, we remember when people used to call us four eyes.
So as your own glasses slip down the bridge of your nose, transforming you into an even less authoritative Chuck Schumer, please take comfort in these glasses-related tweets. We need something to get us through those moments when our shirts are not the right fabric to clean our lenses, after all.
Please put your glasses on before you begin reading.
the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was
— Conall Keenan (@_conallkeenan) May 17, 2016
#growingupwithglasses "Hey,can I try on your glasses"
*passes them around the whole class*— taskeen.🦋 (@taskeenkh) January 16, 2019
how weird is it that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don't mistake a small child for a garbage can
— kay (@kailywasserman) November 10, 2014
#GrowingUpWithGlasses when you have to clean your glasses but your shirt isn't the right material pic.twitter.com/BK2rj001aT
— Princess Anna (@ItsPrincessAnna) July 21, 2015
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#GrowingUpWithGlasses "can I try on your glasses?" pic.twitter.com/RWndnzLoY5
— K£N (@KenMwendwa) July 21, 2015
I made a huge mistake setting up my iPhone X facial recognition when I was in full makeup about to go out, instead of with no glasses, a faint mustache, and my face half-smashed into a pillow
— Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) October 24, 2018
#growingupwithglasses
Gotta remove those glasses during a haircut and it the haircut looks fine untill you put those glasses back on and realise how shit they look🤦🏼♂️— JJ (@jainjenil237) February 5, 2019
#GrowingUpWithGlasses when you first got them vs 2 years later pic.twitter.com/fHmIOJONtD
— agent darkbooty (@LenfantSausage) July 21, 2015
#GrowingUpWithGlasses what you see when you lean too close to your bowl when eating soup pic.twitter.com/7xV7ExZzE8
— plinth🌹 (@plinthcedd) April 24, 2018
im going to superglue my glasses to my face so they cant slide down my nose anymore
— BbyShibe (@BbyShibeBH) May 8, 2019
Just seen a character on TV remove his glasses and actually have those two little red marks on either side of his nose where the frames were resting, and I am delighted to finally have representation on screen.
— Steven Perkins (@stevenperkins) April 23, 2019
Every time I try to function without my glasses I remember why average age expectancy used to be 35.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 6, 2017
[first date]
HER: fake glasses don't really make u seem smarter
ME:[peering at menu thru 2 donuts] what are u implying?— a ghost, online (@AbrasiveGhost) December 27, 2016
Eye doctors : can you read the last line without your glasses
a h f I k g h b n c
Me : 7— Queenie👑 (@Goddess_Mykell) May 12, 2016
when I forget my glasses @ tha drive thru pic.twitter.com/9IhlwamEeq
— st e v. e (@yungpunkbxtch) May 8, 2019
in movies, why do people take their glasses off when they see something incredible? wouldn't putting them on make more sense
— Gil Ozeri (@gilozeri) June 5, 2017
Face recognition on my device doesn’t recognize me with reading glasses
— Pati Jinich (@PatiJinich) January 19, 2019
[in a world without ears]
Inventor: We need to design some sort of eyeglasses that will stay on people's faces
Assistant: WHAT??— Stevem (@SteveMarriott) April 24, 2017
Summer is just constantly pushing your glasses back up your face cos the sweat makes them slide off
— James (@jamesab_) May 23, 2018
tfw your glasses fit you really loose and your face is a little too greasy so your glasses just slide off at any given point
— k☀️ with luv (@rrelacksing) May 13, 2019
Do y'all not understand how much of a struggle this is? 😭 pic.twitter.com/17DgKbREVK
— Jarrel (@slimrel__) January 3, 2017
#GrowingUpWithGlasses nothing could beat the struggle of trying to drink something hot and this happens pic.twitter.com/lKsLm2ZHeN
— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) April 22, 2018
Sometimes I forget that there r ppl who don't wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally just wake up and see, what a wild concept
— Mik (@mikaylapettipas) January 4, 2017
#GrowingUpWithGlasses going to a 3d movie like pic.twitter.com/QEDbknFfNj
— michelle (@mishadoodle) July 21, 2015
How do I keep from these glasses marks on my nose? Is this my life now?
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 3, 2018
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