85 Instagram Captions for Guys That Are Perfect No Matter the Pic
Whether you're posting a pic with the bros, your bae, or the sick new sneakers that came in the mail yesterday, a great Instagram caption is always necessary. Sometimes, though, the perfect phrase for your photo is hard to think up. Don't worry, just focus on your picture because I've got 85 Instagram captions perfect for guys.
Captions for Selfies
"Not everyone likes me but not everyone matters."
"Make today so great that yesterday gets jealous."
"I’m gracing you with my presence."
"Don’t be jealous of my good looks."
"Be awesome today."
"There's nothing better than being yourself."
"I decide the vibe."
"Be a Warrior, not a Worrier."
"I woke up like this."
"Always focused on being happy."
"Every innocent face has a wild side."
"Do what is right, not what is easy."
"I bring so much heat I'm low-key Prince Zuko."
"A stumble may prevent a fall."
"I do a think called 'what I want.'"
"If it doesn’t open, it’s not your door."
"Think before you come for the great one." —Drake
"Nobody is perfect. That's why pencils have erasers."
“Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it.” —Drake
"They criticize you too much because they wish they were you."
"They call me ranch cuz I be dressing."
"WARNING: You may fall in love with my face."
"Me, myself, and I."
"Life is better when you are laughing."
"100% Savage 100% Classy 1000% Stylish."
Funny captions
"I'm always struggling between eating a snack or being one."
"I don't have an excuse for what I did but I'll find one."
"Good food is a good mood."
"If you think I'm great now, wait til you get to know me."
"I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."
"I got back with my Ex…Box 360."
"Today, I will be as useless the 'g' in lasagna."
"Sorry if I look interested. I'm not..."
"You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions."
"I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping."
"There’s no 'we' in fries."
"All I need: Wi-Fi, Food, Bed."
"If your life got harder, Congratulations! You just leveled up."
"I am so good in bed, I can sleep all day!"
"If you have come all this way to see my photo, then like it."
"Want to ride in an Ark? I Noah a guy…"
"I am not feeling lazy. I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing."
"Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix."
"I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
"If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun."
Captions for pics with friends
"We got that Friday feeling."
"I still ride with my day one."
"First, we eat. Then, we do everything else."
"Bros forever."
"Everything we do is epic."
"Partners in crime."
"What's tighter, our jeans or our friendship?"
"We're having a selfie contest."
"With the homies."
"The best days are filled with chill vibes."
"Which one of us is the bad influence?"
"You either live real life or on Instagram."
"We were all strangers to begin with."
"Blood makes you related, loyalty makes you family."
"On my worst behavior."
"Saturdays are for the boys."
"No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
"My brother from another mother."
Captions for pics with bae
"Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?"
"Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite."
"In a room full of art, I would still stare at you."
"Let’s run away to cities where nobody knows our stories."
"You are what I need in my life."
"When I fell for you, I fell HARD."
"With you, time stands still."
"Sweeter than honey."
"You give me so much to smile about."
"These beautiful eyes have me hypnotized."
"Your beauty caught my eye, but your personality caught my heart."
"No time zone matter when you are mine 24/7."
"Love is stupid, until it is about you."
"Seven billions smiles, and your's are our favorite."
"You've stolen a pizza of my heart."
"The good things in life are better with you."
"I love you more than chocolate."
"Just the two of us."
"The peanut butter to my jelly."
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