30 People Who Had Too Much Liquid Courage, Not Enough Self-Control, And Unfortunately, Their Phone
1.This drunk person who took waaaay too long to realize they were texting the wrong person:
I was so drunk lastnight I was texting myself thinking it was someone else who was sending me the same texts back
2.This drunk person who showed their DoorDash driver some affection:
my friend drunk texting the doordash driver i’m lmfao
3.This drunk person who took a leap of faith:
4.This drunk person who put their heart on the line and tried to undo it the next day:
5.This drunk person who was REALLY hungry:
drunk meg really needed taco bell last night because i woke up to this text i sent my uber driver
6.This drunk person whose explanation made no sense:
was rereading my drunk texts from last night and i... i just don’t understand
7.This drunk person who called out of work with a totally solid excuse:
forgot to tell work I couldn't come in today so I decided to tell them last night when I was drunk :) this is the text I thought was good :)
8.This drunk person who stood their ground:
nobody does drunk texts like i do drunk texts
9.This drunk person who kept in touch with an Uber driver:
i checked my texts and ive been drunk texting one of my recent uber drivers
10.This drunk person who confused the hell out of their drug dealer:
i’ve been drunk before but never that drunk that i’ve text a drug dealer thinking it was my boyfriend
11.This drunk person who had a late-night epiphany:
12.This drunk person who was checking up on their loved one:
Drunk texts from Derrick never fail
13.This drunk person who missed their dog:
14.This drunk person who forgot where they lived:
15.This drunk person who wished their dad a happy birthday:
What happens when I drunk text my dad
16.This drunk person who sent this random photo:
i drunk texted my mom
17.This drunk person who had a great movie streaming hack:
i drunk texted my mom again
18.This drunk person who had an amazing idea:
19.This drunk person who responded to an automated messaging system:
When companies text me when I’m drunk
20.This drunk person who was confused about what they were celebrating:
Don’t drunk text your mom on New Years..... she just told me about this 💀
21.This drunk person who was simply just grateful:
I drunk texted Miller Lite lmfao
22.This drunk person who had a serious craving:
My sister is drunk texting me demanding I make a blueberry cheesecake pie …. I’m so scared but also this is my Chopped ™️ moment
23.This drunk person who was feeling nostalgic:
Millennial drunk texting
24.This drunk person who was very opinionated about babies:
25.This drunk person who went to a strip club...I think?:
Don’t text ur friends while drunk lmfao
26.This drunk person who was very ~poetic~:
27.This drunk person who suddenly got very vulnerable:
It's all fun and games until you get so drunk that you drunk text your dad instead of your roommate
28.This drunk parent who wanted constant updates from their child:
My mom is drunk.. This is annoying af.😒
29.This drunk person who shared a ~fun~ party idea:
I have no recollection of this but apparently I drunk texted my mom, best friend, and stepfather last night to say we need to watch Titanic
30.And this drunk person who wasn't afraid to ask questions:
last night i drunk texted heinz