This Week's Ep Of "The White Lotus" Had Me SCREAMING, And Here Are 34 Tweets To Tell You Why
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Another episode of The White Lotus blessed our screens last night, and baby, it did not disappoint!
HBO / Via tenor.com
Here's what The People™ are saying:
1.Some fans need everyone to realize that this is EVENT TELEVISION!!!
i need to watch white lotus tonight in a sports bar setting i want us all screaming at tv's w aperol spritzes in hand
2.
Straight people sit around and wait for a football game on Sunday gay people sit around and wait for a new episode of the white lotus
3.And just because we're all obsessed with the show, doesn't mean we have everyone's names memorized.
no one knows all the characters names on white lotus, they’re simply:aubrey plazaaubrey plazas husband theo jamesdaphnegrandpa dadincel sonblondie jennifer coolidgethe managermy girls (or the hookers)british guy
4.The amount of male nudity in this program has not gone unnoticed (or unappreciated!).
Mike White directing each episode of The White Lotus
5.Lucia and Mia remain many people's fave part of the show.
6.While others still can't get over Harper/Aubrey Plaza (AND WHO CAN BLAME THEM?!).
the most unrealistic part of the white lotus season 2 is harper having to beg for ethan to have sex with her when aubrey plaza is going around looking like this
7.Her and Ethan's storyline really ramped up this week.
#WhiteLotus the face when you successfully gaslight your husband right back. He tells you you’re being unreasonable with a mountain of evidence, so you fuck with his mind carefully leaving no evidence.
8.
This!!! This is what I was thinking the entire episode. Ethan gets a hint of something with zero proof and he’s losing his fucking mind. Meanwhile, he expects Harper to just take his word and be cool and move on. 🙄 #WhiteLotus https://t.co/eJxVoCbRrN
9.
This angry, sexually frustrated toast bite was absolute *chef’s kiss* 🤌 #WhiteLotus
10.But Daphne continues to live in her own little world, and frankly, I'm jealous.
I hope Daphne had a wonderful massage while everyone else’s lives imploded.
11.
Now I know why Daphne is the only one alive at the end of the season—Ms Girl just be live, laugh and loving thru all the chaos. #whitelotus
12.
the way Daphne takes the aspirin in this scene is a masterclass of body language in acting #WhiteLotus
13.The Di Grasso's story seemed to reach a thesis statement.
The question of this season #WhiteLotus
14.
kinda interesting how the Di Grasso ancestors were 3 women who are untrusting of men, implying all the men before these 3 generations also didn't treat their wives/sisters properly and it's an endless cycle #WhiteLotus
15.And gave us this absolute GEM of a character.
THE BREAKOUT STAR OF THE WHITE LOTUS SEASON 2: ANGRY ITALIAN GRANDMA W/ ARTICHOKE
16.And Portia's fashións continue to be one of the most talked about parts of our little hotel show.
portia gave us one cute outfit, now she’s back to dressing like a polly pocket doll who lost half her luggage 😭 #WhiteLotus
17.
Portia… honey… you have gone full Lizzie McGuire. #WhiteLotus
18.
SHE’S WEARING “THE GODFATHER” TEE AFTER TELLING ALBIE’S GRANDPA SHE HAD NEVER SEEN THE FILM. IS THIS A JOKE LOL. #WhiteLotus
19.But her storyline with the "nephew" has started to overshadow even her most wild looks.
Season 2 of White Lotus would be so different if Portia had watched Love Island and knew to stay away from men from Essex
20.Including the drunken confession she got out of Jack last night.
“what kind of hole” #whitelotus
21.
“what do you mean, what kind of hole?”“fucking deep hole” #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus
22.OPEN YOUR EYES, GIRL!
Portia… sis all I’m saying is there are SIGNS. Go find Albie. 😭#WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus
23.
Portia next episode, probably #WhiteLotus
24.Hotel manager Valentina was GOING THROUGH IT this week.
the White Lotus manager staring at her front desk girly from across reception like:
25.
isabella: “i said rocco because he’s my boyfriend…actually we’re engaged” valentina: #WhiteLotus
26.
Characters that hate Rocco #WhiteLotus
27.But at least she got to have a little fun in the end!
one thing about white lotus hotel managers they will have gay sex on the premises
28.But Jennifer Coolidge's journey was both shocking and...aspirational? LOL.
Doing a Jennifer Coolidge and partying and doing dr*gs with a bunch of gays in an Italian palace is now my 2023 resolution
29.But as "the gay's" true intentions start to become clearer, fans are starting to get worried!
Me to everyone in Villa Pisano: #WhiteLotus
30.But let's not forget the events from Season 1...
Everyone rooting for Tanya to get out like you all don’t remember she broke my girl Belinda’s heart from S1. #WhiteLotus
31.But this reveal really was the GAG! (Shoutout to all the people who were right about this theory.)
Tanya really saw a photo of her husband with the high-end british gay, calmly put the picture frame down, and then told the well-hung sex worker she was "nervous" THE WHITE LOTUS GIVES US SO MUCH EVERY WEEK https://t.co/xuEeQEZonl
32.
in my opinion, this should have been the picture tanya found of greg #WhiteLotus
33.
TANYA!! GREG is the straight cowboy he fell in love with!!! There is no queen of Sicily!! He’s trynna kill you aka “die for beauty” you rich fabulous baboon!!! #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus
34.Thank you for your service, White Lotus. May you never change.
Me at the end of every episode of #WhiteLotus
