35 Hall Passes That Make Me Laugh Every Single Time I Think About Them
Who needs a boring old slip of paper when you've got...
1.An exceptionally large coconut:
2.A toaster:
3.A cinder block:
4.A construction barrel:
5.A stand-up bass:
6.A toilet seat:
7.Bob Ross:
and the bathroom pass is a big hit. 😆
8.A baby's leg:
9.Just a big jar of dirt:
10.A literal rock with the literal Rock on it:
11.The Great Pumpkin:
12.An entire desk:
13.A human bone:
My anatomy teacher’s bathroom pass is a human leg bone
14.Literally just a thing of syrup:
15.A block of ice:
16.A floppy disk:
17.A seven foot tall female bear:
18.A gamecube controller:
19.A ten foot tall pencil:
20.A lit'ral lamp:
21.A kayak paddle:
22.A big ass lid:
23.A Spongebob meme:
best bathroom pass yet
24.The skull of poor Yorick:
Yorick is the new bathroom pass. #mementomori kids!
25.A big ol' spoon:
26.RuPaul:
27.A bottle of soap filled with suspicious liquid:
28.The leg of a Barbie Doll with "Gucci" written on it:
29.The severed head of an alligator:
30.A CD case filled with what looks like popcorn kernels:
31.An ancient wiping device:
Any historians want to take a stab at what our new bathroom pass is? Hint: In Rome, it was number one for number two’s
32.A guitar case:
I’ve gotten some strange looks - and some smiles - with my new bathroom pass. Don’t worry… it’s empty.
33.A cinder block with a phone drilled on the middle:
the bathroom pass for my ceramics class is a cinder block with a phone drilled on the middle
34.A mysterious fruit or vegetable:
35.A gigantic white board:
My calculus class feels like a goddamn fever dream. My teacher literally had a whiteboard as a bathroom pass. I had to go the bathroom with a whiteboard with me and I was dying of laughter on my way to the bathroom and the class