35 Hall Passes That Make Me Laugh Every Single Time I Think About Them

Who needs a boring old slip of paper when you've got...

1.An exceptionally large coconut:

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2.A toaster:

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3.A cinder block:

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4.A construction barrel:

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5.A stand-up bass:

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6.A toilet seat:

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7.Bob Ross:

8.A baby's leg:

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9.Just a big jar of dirt:

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10.A literal rock with the literal Rock on it:

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11.The Great Pumpkin:

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12.An entire desk:

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13.A human bone:

14.Literally just a thing of syrup:

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15.A block of ice:

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16.A floppy disk:

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17.A seven foot tall female bear:

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18.A gamecube controller:

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19.A ten foot tall pencil:

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20.A lit'ral lamp:

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21.A kayak paddle:

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22.A big ass lid:

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23.A Spongebob meme:

24.The skull of poor Yorick:

25.A big ol' spoon:

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26.RuPaul:

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27.A bottle of soap filled with suspicious liquid:

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28.The leg of a Barbie Doll with "Gucci" written on it:

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29.The severed head of an alligator:

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30.A CD case filled with what looks like popcorn kernels:

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31.An ancient wiping device:

32.A guitar case:

33.A cinder block with a phone drilled on the middle:

34.A mysterious fruit or vegetable:

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35.A gigantic white board:

And, finally, a sign that tells you what's REALLY up:

Jeez, and I can't stress the next part enough, Louise!

Jeez, and I can't stress the next part enough, Louise!

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