48 Tiny Observations People Made About Americans So Far In 2022 That Will Never Not Be Funny To Me
Over the past few years, "do Americans really" tweets have totally become a *thing* on Twitter.
Because we've somehow made it halfway through 2022, I went through them and found some of my favorites.
I always fine it funny when people say, "Do Americans really do X."Like America is a quadrillion cultures in one, and some of those are Texas. Odds are yes, a portion of us do X, while another dont.
Enjoy.
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do americans really have to stand for the pledge of allegiance or is that just fictional
2.
Do Americans really do this?
3.
Do Americans really have that lockers in schools as they show us in films, hah…??
4.
Do Americans really take pills out of an orange bottle and swallow a bunch of them without any water? Or is that just on tv?
5.
do americans really eat that much lasagna?? cause i always see it mentioned in games n movies like "there's some lasagna in the fridge"
6.
do americans actually go to school in them yellow busses or is it just in the movies
7.
Why is skype SO common in American TV shows? It's like everyone just /has/ skype.Do Americans really all just have skype? Do you all actually use this? Is it really as common as they make it seem on TV?
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do americans really party at bonfires or is that just a TV thing
9.
do americans really eat bacon and pancakes for breakfast
do Americans actually do renaissance fairs or is Hollywood lying for attention
10.
do americans really call them candy bars
11.
Wait is homecoming and prom not the same thing do americans actually have two formals in a year?
12.
do americans really not say bye when hanging up the phone?
13.
do americans really ask to thank the chef for their food directly or is that only a thing in movies 🤔
14.
wait do americans actually put marshmallows on sweet potatoes is that really a thing
15.
do americans really eat ice cream mixed with soda?😭
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Do Americans actually wear Bolo ties? Or is this fake?
17.
Do Americans really have Walmart-sized stores full of guns and combat supplies or is that just for the plot
18.
Do Americans really have a thing for Summer camps in the same way they do in films?
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Do Americans really eat dinner at 6-7 PM? 💀
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do americans really have cafeterias with cafeteria lines and lunch ladies who give you trays of the same stuff stuff. like everyone gets the same thing depending on the day. cuz i’ve never seen anything like that irl
21.
do americans really not own kettles?? wtf do you mean you just microwave the water??
22.
Do americans really call a tv remote a 'clicker'(btw i'm watching Seinfeld on Netflix)
23.
do americans actually eat corndogs
24.
do Americans really just order a pizza and call it a meal
25.
do americans really never let their pet cats go outside
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Do Americans really call this a teeter-totter?
27.
Do Americans really sit on the rooftops of their house or is that just what they do in movies for some reason?
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do americans actually have like all these dances like valentines dances and winter dances ect
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do americans actually go to walmart like is that a thing
30.
I need to know: do Americans really wear heels to school, or is that just in movies? 👠
31.
Do Americans really leave their car keys under the sun visor for any passing thief to find?
32.
Can I ask, do Americans actually call people twerps as an insult … sincerely, an Australian
33.
Do Americans really call a duvet a "comforter"? Wtf is that?
34.
do americans really have pop tarts for breakfast everyday
35.
do americans actually like ranch that much ?
36.
Do Americans really call their sons “son” or is that just in tv? Is so weird to me
37.
Do Americans really do the whole dissecting a frog thing in school or is it just a weird telly thing?
38.
do americans really eat peanut butter and jam together is that a thing
39.
do americans actually have toys in their cereal
40.
do americans really say hi to you in public even if you don’t know them???
41.
do americans actually say douchebag
42.
Do Americans actually have pizza party’s at school lmao if we got a reward it was just a chocolate like quality street or hero’s and then a normal lesson
43.
Do Americans really make an entire pot of coffee in the morning and have it sitting there all day instead of making a cup when they want one
44.
Do Americans really climb ropes at school?
45.
Do Americans really have a box they put their belongings in when they get fired as they leave their workplace? I see it all the time in TV but don’t think that has ever happened in the UK. What’s that about? 😅
46.
Do Americans really say "Fella"?
47.
I really need to know: Do americans actually sit on their beds with their shoes on like this?
48.And last but not least...
Do americans actually eat that canned spray cheese or is that propaganda
Bye!
