75 clever Christmas jokes for kids
Get ready to laugh until your belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly with some hilarious (and punny) Christmas jokes for kids!
The most wonderful time of the year means means that there's always room for a wholesome holiday chuckle, especially when it involves puns and dad jokes.
Whether you are gathering with your own kids or the neighborhood crew, it's good to have a few Christmas jokes at the ready for some holiday fun.
Christmas Jokes
These 75 funny Christmas jokes for kids are sure to get the whole family in the spirit.
What did Santa say at the start of the race? Ready, set, ho ho ho!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles.
What’s an elf’s favorite sport? North Pole-vaulting.
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman.
Why is a foot a good Christmas present? Because it makes a good stocking filler.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He refers to his calen-deer.
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? Snow.
What kind of photos do elves take? Elf-ies.
What is it called when Santa takes a break? A Santa pause.
Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints.
Why do Donner and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks? Because they are Santa’s star bucks!
What kind of music do elves like best? Wrap music.
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr.
What do you call Santa when he doesn’t move? Santa Pause.
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby.
Why doesn’t Santa go to the hospital? He doesn't have elf care.
What did Santa's dog ask for this Christmas? A mobile bone.
What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws!
What does an elf study in school? The elfabet.
How do sheep wish each other happy holidays? Merry Christmas to ewe.
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets? A cookie sheet.
What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast? Hold on for deer life.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves? Dancer.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nick-el-less.
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
Why did the little boy bring his Christmas tree to the hair salon? It needed a little trim.
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.
What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy? Jolly Ranchers.
What do elves do after school? Their gnome work.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open until Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas is here!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding up the Christmas lights!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter–Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me when you hear Santa.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all those presents!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? That Santa impression needs work.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are the best days.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Christmas, aren't you?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Christmas Themed Dad Jokes
What do snowmen call their sons and daughters? Chill-dren.
What is the best Christmas present to receive? A broken drum — you just can’t beat it.
Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.
What is Santa's nationality? North Pole-ish.
Why does Mrs. Claus like Beyoncé so much? She sleighs.
What happens to Santa when he gets stuck in chimneys? Claus-trophobia
What do the reindeer say to Santa on Christmas Eve? We are ready to sleigh.
Why do Santa’s helpers have therapists? Low elf-esteem.
Why does Santa use a chimney? It soots him.
What do reindeer hang on their tree? Horna-ments.
What did they call the reindeer in a bad mood? Rude-olph.
What do you call kids who no longer believe in Santa Claus? Rebels without a Claus.
Who is Santa's favorite singer? Beyon-sleigh.
Between Snoop Dog, Eminem and Dr. Dre, who is Santa's favorite? He can't choose. They're all very good wrappers.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on a vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food? Because it’s bad for his elf.
Where do Santa’s reindeer drink their coffee? Star-bucks
What type of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in someone's chimney? Claustrophobia.
This article was originally published on TODAY.com
