Dogs may be man’s best friend, but no one can get between a human and their cat. These cute felines are great for a cuddle and some kitten around with a funny pun. Seriously, is there a better gift for a cat lover than a clever cat pun?
You could say some cat puns are so great they were “meant to be — it was kitten in the stars.” Take, for example, some of our favorite complimentary cat puns like “You look meow-velous” and “You’re so purr-ty.”
While all cat puns are funny, some are purr-ticularly hilarious. Take the artsy cat pun: “What do cats like to draw? Self pawtraits.” Then there’s the retail therapy one: “Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues.”
Share some of these with your fellow cat lovers, or keep things interesting during your next chat with your feline friend (we all do it). Say your kitty is being extra snuggly one day — thank them for their excellent “catitude.” Maybe they go wild instead and tear up a bit of the sofa. In that case, remind them that they’ve caused a “cat-astrophe.”
However you choose to share cat puns, you won’t be in short supply. Read on for some of our favorite cat puns that are simply purr-fect.
Funny cat puns
How do you like me meow?
You’re the cat’s paw-jamas.
What color do cats love the most? Purr-ple.
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
My cat got fined for littering.
Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues.
If cats taught school, they’d be called purr-fessors.
What do cats like to draw? Self paw-traits.
My cat loves a big bowl of paw-sta.
What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.
I can tell you have a secret — it’s kitten all over your face.
When my cat gets allergies, she takes an anti-hiss-tamine.
My cat is often confused. You could say he gets pretty purr-plexed.
My cat is totally litter-ate.
Which day of the week do cats love the most? Cat-urday.
Short cat puns
I’m just kitten around.
Stop stressing meowt.
All kitten aside.
That was a cat-astrophe.
That’s the cattitude.
It’s meow or never.
That’s just claw-ful.
Meow you’re talking.
I live fur cats.
I’m feline fine.
Be-claws I said so.
As good as mew.
Enjoy every meow-ment.
Are you fur real?
Don’t be a copycat.
Meow you doing?
Cute cat puns
Nothing’s impawsible for this cat.
To know a cat is purr joy.
I’m a total cat purr-son.
If cats could drive, they’d drive Fur-raris.
I love you, meow and furever.
My cats are my paw-sse.
Live long and paw-sper.
Whisker me away.
That was quite the faux-paw.
Press paws and live in the meow.
You look meow-velous.
Dogs are in-furrior to cats.
Take a paws and calm down.
So fur, so good.
Take meowt for lunch.
You’re so purr-ty.
It was meant to be — it was kitten in the stars.
A cat’s purr is meow-sic to my ears.
I love my cat the meow-st.
This article was originally published on TODAY.com