6 Signs It’s Time To Part With Those Faithful Old Trainers
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This is an appeal. Millions of hoarders need your help right now.
All over the world thousands of pairs of trainers lie banished in wardrobes or crushed at the bottom of shoe racks. Their owners, oblivious to the passing years, hold them hostage ‘just in case’, unable to face the crushing reality of what they’ve become: a naughty little hoarder.
Is this you? Are you holding on to a cheesy relic of the past? If you can identify with 1 or more of these points please consider visiting your local bin and liberating yourself.
You know it’s time to ditch those kicks when:
1. Looking at your old trainers makes you feel sentimental about a certain era in your life, like your early twenties or when you thought Razorlight were cool.
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2. The soles are so worn they look like a bouncy ball that’s been on pills since the 90s.
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3. You remember the cost as being £10 below today’s prices.
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4. A Facebook ‘on this day’ memory pops up featuring a photo of your trainers from 7 years ago and they’re a completely different colour.
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5. You’ve had them so long you think they’re vintage and worth something. They’re not. They’ve been ruined by years of your feet being inside them. Get rid.
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6. On the rare occasion you do wear them YOUR KNEES KILL. Nope.
