60 Things Basically Everyone Has Experienced But Never, Ever Talks About
Pretty much every human on Earth has experienced...
1.The disgust:
When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive
2.The quick little check:
Me looking back at the ATM afterwards to make sure that MF go back to the home screen
3.The essential TV watching activity:
4.The mad dash:
Me leaving my house at 7:30 hoping that I make it to work by 7:00
5.The cliffhanger:
When you want to go back to sleep to finish the storyline of your dream:
6.The duality of man:
7.The HUGE difference in ratings:
8.The essential meal activity:
9.The worst experience:
cleaning out your fridge is such a humiliating experience. you bought these plums and you didn’t eat them in time. you absolute failure. you miserable piece of
10.The loss of tired:
Anyone else start falling asleep in a place that’s not your bed and when you finally get to bed you’re not tired?
11.The reason for subtitles half the time:
i keep subtitles on bc sometimes i just be snackin too loud
12.The embarrassment:
13.The eye rub:
Don’t talk to me while I’m rubbing my eye...I’m not gonna hear you
14.The eeeeeeeeeeeeee:
15.The hardest choice:
16.The meal follow-up:
Me thinking “hmm now I need something sweet” after I just ate
17.The sheer relief:
Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomach ache?
18.Time well spent:
There's just not enough time in the day*screen time 11 hours 23 mins*
19.The come to Jesus moment:
20.The longest walk:
when u get in bed and forget to turn off the lights
21.The true mark of adulthood:
One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
22.The smack:
whenever i walk by a tree
23.The sub-zero temps:
24.Ye ol' garbage-can read:
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
25.The cup cleanup:
The real walk of shame
26.The $5 spending spree:
27.The tingles:
28.The flailing:
29.The unruly hoodie:
*Me sits down*My zip-up hoodie:
30.The final brush:
Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?
31.Those essential minutes:
If I wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set on 8:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes
32.The eternal distrust:
My trust issues so bad I don’t even trust these:
33.The time double-check:
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
34.The security anxiety:
U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember
35.The hidden hill breathing:
Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life
36.The line deception:
37.What really happens before an email:
“Apologies for my delayed response. I thought about emailing you back every day for the past two weeks but I just didn’t.”
38.The quadruple overpack:
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
39.The immediate ignore:
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this
40.The mumbles:
41.The most extreme sport:
42.The out-of-body experience:
Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid then ur like were any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF ??
43.The vibe check:
Me checking if everyone is vibing with the song i put on
44.The synchronized breathing:
You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???
45.The super-stupid question:
yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode
46.Those clicks:
47.The worst sight to behold:
48.The google of shame:
When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months
49.The headphone pull:
When you've got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop
50.The intimate connection:
51.The shower envy:
i should get in the shower*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
52.The sorrow:
53.The hardest question you'll ever answer:
54.The sweet, sweet crackle:
55.The remote trace:
56.The big delay:
57.The soundtrack to life:
58.That lil' awkward shuffle:
that awkward little run when someone lets you cross the street
59.The hole of no return:
EVERYTHING gets lost here 🤦🏻♂️
60.The room fashion show:
when you clean your room & you leave to see how it would look if someone walked in
