The 7 Sexiest Things Men Did Last Month

Welcome to Horny on Main, where each month horny expert Sophia Benoit will be highlighting the sexiest things men did.

November, the true dawn of cuffing season, is arguably the horniest month of the year. This is the month for puns about stuffing, hometown hookups, and chilly temperatures ideal for cozying up while still being months away from the depths of the winter sads setting in. But the most salient horniness factor at play? LAYERS, BABY. Studies done by my eyes show that men look up to 457% hotter during cold weather months as a direct result of layering options. Most of what men did this month to turn me on was simply dress nicely and be friendly to one another, and frankly? That’s enough.

Henry Golding at the London premiere for Last Christmas.
Yes, the movie was critically panned, but I kind of want to see it anyway, just to get a peek at the rest of Henry Golding’s festive outfits. I love that he looks like a holiday ad for a store I can’t afford that sells things like gravy boats in the shape of a swan. I love someone willing to rise to the occasion (decking halls and getting drunk with relatives) and wear plaid pants with a velvet sports coat. Thank you, Henry, for your service.

Harry Styles’s parade of amazing pants.
Speaking of pants, Harry Styles is trying to single-handedly bring back another cut of pants for men other than straight-leg and, let me just say: god bless him for trying. From his arty album cover to his SNL promos to his late-night appearances, Harry’s desperately trying to usher us into an era wherein men have options beyond That One Pair of Jeans That Still Fits. He’s begging us (well, you guys) to get more creative, to be more playful, to be more bold. And I need you guys to join him.

Mark Ruffalo and Danny DeVito's matching Planned Parenthood shirts.
Mark Ruffalo has made this list before, and he will continue to do so until he stops doing sexy things. This time, he’s making it in conjunction with his legendary pal and underrated sex symbol: Danny DeVito. Okay, really, I’m mostly just jazzed about them being friends and standing up for affordable, accessible health care. The only thing that can shine brighter than their Planned Parenthood shirts is their sweet friendship. Men: don’t be afraid to remember and post about your friends on their birthdays, especially when that friend is Danny DeVito.

The unmatched coats in Knives Out.
Mini, non-essential spoiler ahead, but Lakeith Stanfield never wears the blue coat shown in the Knives Out poster even once, and I am livid because the coat is utter perfection. The movie's costumers almost made up for this severe injustice though by selecting truly gorgeous outerwear for both James Bond and Captain America. They could have given us the herringbone of Daniel Craig’s coat or the tobacco color of Chris Evans' but they gave us both and didn’t stop there—they added a scarf! And suspenders! And a beautiful sweater underneath! The inspiration! If only they’d let Lakeith join in the coat-off.

Idris Elba won’t relinquish his sexy reign.
John Legend was crowned (Is there a crown?) People’s Sexiest Man Alive, but while Idris Elba congratulated him, he isn’t totally willing to give up the throne. He suggested to People that they simply give him the award again, which would’ve made him the first to win two years in a row. (The idea has a lot of popular support from me). On Ellen, he even said, “Here’s my philosophy on this: It says Sexiest Man Alive. So as long as I’m alive, I’m still the sexiest.” I agree, Idris. I agree. And frankly, after trying to back her husband, even Chrissy Teigen had to agree that Idris is still pretty fucking hot.

Kyle Kuzma’s pregame looks.
It is a tall order to compete with, let alone outshine, LeBron James’s tunnel looks. The man’s style is impeccable, though admittedly his half-billion dollar net worth helps. But somehow, his fellow Laker Kyle Kuzma has been able to hold his own, despite being endlessly roasted for his bold sartorial choices by fans and teammates alike. (Look in the comments of this outfit for jokes about bear attacks). My personal favorite of his recent looks involved a gray cardigan and elastic-waisted pants combo paired with a Louis Vuitton bag and tinted sunnies. What does he even carry in that bag? What does he possibly need? I don’t know but bless you, Kyle Kuzma.

Jason Derulo carrying the full burden of the marketing for CATS on his… uh.... shoulders.
I mean. I don’t have much to say. CATS looks, frankly, like a nightmare, with each trailer more creepy than the last. And then here comes Jason Derulo, showing off his Rum Tum Tugger on Instagram and now maybe I’m going to pay real American dollars to go see it? Also, not that I need any confirmation that this was a supremely horny moment of the month, but Instagram actually took the photo down this week, nothing it violated their rules against "aroused genitalia." Derulo fired back: "I can't help my size." Justice for this photo please.

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Originally Appeared on GQ