Your accurate horoscope for 2016
Netflix is expanding to dozens of countries. LCD Soundsystem is coming out of retirement with a new album. Puddles are becoming cultural phenomenons.
Welcome to the year of 2016, where anything can happen. Generally, a new year represents a fresh start and a desire to improve on who you were the previous year. Realistically, none of that really matters because eventually we are all going to die. Maybe not in 2016, but definitely in some year after it.
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Let our 2016 horoscopes lead you into this new year with honesty and reasonable expectations.
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Have a grand year, all. And if you want a more positive astrological prediction for 2016, try to remember that death is imminent and happiness is futile, regardless of what the stars say.
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