Lil Dicky’s star-studded ode to our planet, “Earth,” dropped on Thursday night, and it really wasn’t what fans were expecting.
Instead, we got a 7-minute animated romp in which our faves are depicted as various wild animal/plants/planets, etc.: Bieber is a baboon (more on this later), Grande a zebra, Snoop Dogg a marijuana plant, Lil Jon a clam, Kevin Hart is Kanye West, and DiCaprio has the innate pleasure of playing himself.
And if the fact that Lil Jon, as a clam, utters the line “what the f—k, I’m a clam?” isn’t weird enough for you, perhaps this will be: as the video transitions from Bieber telling viewers his “anus is huge,” we literally travel through the singer’s baboon butt to meet Grande’s zebra (2:21, see for yourself) who is very quickly mauled by Halsey's lion cub.
Unsurprisingly, Twitter was rather affected by this crude transition, though Grande herself thought it was “fire.”
Even with the audacity of Ari's entrance, Bieber's reference to his "huge anus" was not overlooked
“We Are the World” this is not, but if Ariana emerging from the Biebs’s baboon butt inspires people to fight climate change, so be it.
So if you go inside Justin Bieber’s baboon ass you get to see Ariana Grande the Zebra. Love that. Sorta. pic.twitter.com/XqKfaouicm— ￼ (@IetarianaIive) April 18, 2019
I think it is very important that we all acknowledge the fact that we were literally just TRANSPORTED THROUGH THE BUTTHOLE OF A BABOON VOICED BY JUSTIN BIEBER TO A ZEBRA VOICED BY ARIANA GRANDE LIKE IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED???????— Panpot Stevens (@sarahderowski) April 18, 2019
the fact that we have to go thru justin bieber’s anus to see you.....i’m scarred mama— ໊ (@imaginedeluxe) April 18, 2019
damn that’s so cool that lil dicky got a ton of big artists together to spread such a positive message imagine the balls it takes to dm justin bieber and ask him to sing my anus is huge— allie (@whyinjapan) April 19, 2019
I wasn’t aware of the severity of our planet’s current state until Justin Bieber told me his anus was huge pic.twitter.com/1aJTui4GOT— prev. sweetenedswift (@lalisaswift) April 19, 2019
“my anus is huge”— 𝒄𝒉𝒍𝒐𝒆 (@jungkooksbieber) April 18, 2019
- Justin Bieber (2019)