Ariana Grande's Grand Entrance in the "Earth" Music Video Is, Uh, a Little Crude

Isabel Jones

Lil Dicky’s star-studded ode to our planet, “Earth,” dropped on Thursday night, and it really wasn’t what fans were expecting.

Instead, we got a 7-minute animated romp in which our faves are depicted as various wild animal/plants/planets, etc.: Bieber is a baboon (more on this later), Grande a zebra, Snoop Dogg a marijuana plant, Lil Jon a clam, Kevin Hart is Kanye West, and DiCaprio has the innate pleasure of playing himself.

And if the fact that Lil Jon, as a clam, utters the line “what the f—k, I’m a clam?” isn’t weird enough for you, perhaps this will be: as the video transitions from Bieber telling viewers his “anus is huge,” we literally travel through the singer’s baboon butt to meet Grande’s zebra (2:21, see for yourself) who is very quickly mauled by Halsey's lion cub.

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Unsurprisingly, Twitter was rather affected by this crude transition, though Grande herself thought it was “fire.”

Even with the audacity of Ari's entrance, Bieber's reference to his "huge anus" was not overlooked

“We Are the World” this is not, but if Ariana emerging from the Biebs’s baboon butt inspires people to fight climate change, so be it.

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