The armed robber meme is some nice morbid fun
Looks like absolutely no one on Twitter would do well in an armed robbery situation.
In a meme that's basically an extremely dark version of the Meryl Streep call-and-response pic, people are sharing the songs, movie lines, and wild statements that, if they hear them, they simply have to respond to.
Like, it's almost intuitive. Like, even if they were hiding under their bed during an armed robbery and the robber, skulking around their home in his robber mask, sang the little riff from Beyoncé's "Countdown," some force deep inside would compel them to belt "OHH, KILLNG ME SOFTLY" in return. Would this reveal their location and put them in grave danger? Yes. But Beyoncé is too powerful to resist.
Enjoy the good tweets below, and may you never experience a home invasion.
Me, a journalist, hiding under the bed:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber: Can’t believe the Amazon is burning and the MSM is completely ignoring it.
Me: WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT IT THEN???— Oliver Sachgau (@sachgau) September 3, 2019
Me, aging femme planning her commune hiding under the bed:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber: Thank you for being a friend
Me: TRAVELED DOWN A ROAD AND BACK AGAIN well damn https://t.co/MHmbk0987S— Mx. Amadi (@amaditalks) September 1, 2019
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Me, having been a teen in the nineties, hiding under the bed:
Armed Robber:
Me:
Armed Robber:
Me:
Armed Robber:
Me:
Armed Robber: yyyyyitz been
Me: ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) September 3, 2019
Me, a crime reporter who doesn’t understand this Twitter meme, hiding quietly under the bed:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber:
Me: You know, technically, this is not a robbery, it’s a home invasion.— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) September 3, 2019
Me, a Minnesotan, hiding under the bed:
Armed robber: Duck, duck
Me: *eyelid twitches*
Armed robber: Duck, duck
Me: *sweating profusely*
Armed robber: Duck, duck,
Me: GREYYYYY DUUUUCK ah shit https://t.co/BCJxiD3jvC— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) September 3, 2019
Me, African American over 30, hiding under bed:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber: *plays Return of the Mack*
Me: YOU LIED TO MEEH https://t.co/SydPp7mLSj— MildSauce (@MCMVIII) September 1, 2019
Me, a woman dating in LA, hiding under the bed:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber: Do you want to get dinner this weekend?
Me: Sure. What about Saturday?
Armed robber:
Me: Friday, works too.
Armed robber:
Me: ?
Armed robber:
Me: hey
Armed robber:
Me: 🖕🏾
Armed robber:— Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) September 3, 2019
Cersei: *hiding in the red keep*
Armed robber : Come out! I'm not here for you.
Cersei:
Armed robber: I just want to steal books from the library because knowledge is power
Cersei: Power is power!— 📷💄IG: @Karoseffect (@ogieva_) August 30, 2019
me: A Dominican, hiding under the bed
armed robber:
me:
armed robber: son las cinco de la mañana
me: YO NO HE DORMIDO NADA!! https://t.co/BARYqWij2Q— 🇩🇴🇵🇷Queen Beigeling 🥂🍾 (@AwesomestOn3) September 1, 2019
Me, a basic millennial hiding under the bed:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber: Comin’ outta my cage
Me: AND I’VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE https://t.co/Yt1r67iwdK— Brooke Rogers 🌻 (@bkerogers) September 2, 2019
Me, an Austen junkie, hiding under the bed:
Armed robber:
Me:
Armed robber: It is a truth universally acknowledged...
Me: THAT A SINGLE MAN IN POSSESSION OF A GOOD FORTUNE MUST BE IN WANT OF A WIFE https://t.co/Qdf3in5eXd— Soraya Nadia McDonald (@SorayaMcDonald) September 2, 2019
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