You know how kids stick everything in their noses?
One man with a beard sticks Slinky toys and straws in his full-grown facial hair.
Turns out he's kind of a flower beard trendsetter. Others have put in daises and colorful decorations and then uploaded the finished pieces. While we don't recommend replicating the fireworks near your face, we admire the juxtaposition of masculine and feminine, reminiscent of hippier times.