British Prime Minister Reveals He Put His Penis in a Dead Pig's Mouth

I'm learning a lot of fun things tonight. Like, you know, about that one time the British Prime Minister David Cameron fucked a dead pig in the mouth. EWWW. WTF? In a new Cameron biography called Call Me Dave (co-written by Lord Ashcroft and Isabel Oakeshott), the PM revealed he once stuck his privates in a dead pig's mouth when he was a student at Oxford University. The pig's head was reportedly "resting on the lap of a member of the Piers Gaveston Society—a dining club at Oxford," according to Express. There's apparently even photographic evidence (!!!). TMI. DON'T NEED TO SEE THE PIC, THANKS.

This story sound familiar? Maybe because this is basically the pilot episode of Black Mirror, in which the Prime Minister fucks a pig on camera. This is so gross.

In case you didn't know, here's what the pig fucker looks like:

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