CT rescue group seeks perfect home for Chihuahua who hates men, children and, really, any type of affection. Interested?

A statewide animal rescue group has turned to humor, sarcasm and the brutal truth on social media to find a home for a “cray cray” teacup Chihuahua who’s not so lovable.

In fact, Bridgeport Animal Rescue Crew of Connecticut is waiving the usual adoption fee for Pixie, in hopes of enticing the right person to adopt the tiny dog.

So far it looks like the over-the-top approach is working. In fewer than 24 hours the post had over 15,000 shares on Facebook.

Jocelyn Baum, a member of BARC CT’s Board of Directors, said overnight within hours there were more than 12 applications and some interesting comments on the Facebook post. The Facebook post is headed with, “F R E E D O G,” and the first line is: “She will hate you AND expect her dinner to be served on time.”

Pixie weighs four pounds and doesn’t like men, children or affection except on her own terms, Baum said.

The post states that Pixie “loves to be held but don’t try and pick her up,” except with a towel.

“She will come for you with all [four pounds] like a Nissan Altima with tinted-out windows trying to pass the car doing 65 in the fast lane on the 27A connector,” the post states. The adoption ad for Pixie throws out this colorful pitch: “Wouldn’t it be fun to live in the grips of a demonic Chihuahua hellscape in your very own home?”

The post addresses experienced chihuahua owners with, “you probably know what I’m talking about: 50% leave me tf alone, 50% feed me now you peasant.”

Baum said they agreed to take Pixie a few months ago from a shelter in Waterbury while in the midst of rescuing another dog. Baum said Pixie was living among big dogs in a crowded shelter.

“Should we have known we were freeing the devil?” the post asks, then answers its own question with: “Probs. But she’s healthy. She’s not old.” Pixie is about 7 years old. She will ignore your dogs. She will ignore your cats. She will ignore you unless she’s feeling some type of way.”

The post also states bluntly, “There’s not a very big market for neurotic gremlins but we have to believe there’s someone out there for Pixie because we have no other option.”

Baum said they modeled the tone and style of the letter after a viral adoption post by the Second Chance Adoption League of New Jersey, as they searched for a home for their “demonic chihuahua” who was eventually adopted by a New Haven woman.

Baum said this is the first time BARC CT went extremely out of the lines, “because we didn’t know how to get attention for her.” It was a good decision it turns out, as the feedback is pouring in.

“Much to our surprise it’s been successful,” Baum said of the post. “It’s so wildly truthful. Painful honesty is what’s working about this (post).”

Pixie has never been in the presence of a child and whichever new home she gets, it will be childfree, as the post reads, “We can already imagine the demonic noises and shaking fury that would erupt from her body if a child attempted to pick her up. Pixie wants to be your child — the child you never wanted.”

Pixie’s new home will likely be free of men, too.

“If you have a husband don’t bother applying, unless you hate him and you’re hoping for a divorce,” the post states.

On the bright side, Pixie is loyal, with this qualifier, “but if someone tried to harm you I can guarantee she would run away, fast.”

Pixie likes to go for car rides, is housebroken, enjoys sitting outside in the sun. is quiet and non-destructive when left alone at home and loves her crate.

Baum said the Facebook post is getting a lot of comments from Chihuahua owners past and present.

Elaine Judd Stempinski wrote on Facebook, “Omg 🤣 I laughed so hard my face hurts! I hope this adorable baby finds her forever home!”

Camille Delisle-Carrigan commented, “Hilarious post, especially the part about her already hating you just for reading this post. ... Hope she finds the perfect home for her.”

Evon Gallant wrote, “I had one like her for 23 years. God l miss her strict rules. She definitely ruled the house.”

Rachel Rossing asked, “Is this real? Because I want her.”