Your Daily DogScope for April 01, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Find a place to draw the line. Refuse to do whatever commands make you uncomfortable. Your owner needs reminding that you're a pet dog not a trained bear.
Ecstatic, possessive, loving, devoted -- don't water them down, today. Your powerful emotions are your winning cards, so keep feeling things with intensity.
Some dogs are not as quick on the draw as you are, but are they slower on the uptake? They may just be more calculating, so don't let yourself get lazy.
Some days it pays to not have opposing thumbs, and today is one of them. You shouldn't be signing any legal documents, unless it's an agreement for an extra walk a day.
Now is no time to be self-centered. Everyone in the doghouse should be focusing on the others sharing it. If you nurture each other, you'll have a happier family.
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You're feeling restless. Expecting your human to understand why is unrealistic when you don't even know yourself. But whatever the cause, the cure is always the same: a long walk.
Material possession change hands. Or pockets, as the case may be. Wherever the goods are, your nose will lead you there. Enjoy.
Being magnetic is dual edged. Dogs may be drawn to you, but humans will be repulsed. You should know by now that the upper hand is the one with opposing thumbs, so prepare yourself for a bath.
You have the doghouse to yourself and that suits you just fine. You just can't be bothered with other dogs today. It's okay to spend the day dreaming of them instead.
It's hard to be detached when friends are involved. In fact, it's downright impossible. So do you really want to know that some of your pals are mutts and others have pedigrees? Nah.
If you need to feel socially useful, you'll get your chance today. The dog park is as slow as molasses, and you're just the dog to get things moving. Jump in and stir things up.
Stepping on tails is no small thing. In fact, it has you reacting before you have a chance to think. At least your owner will know you're not wishy-washy about it.
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