Your Daily DogScope for October 05, 2022

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Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

An ardent greeting is the first thing that comes to mind when you meet someone new, but these dogs want none of it. They'll let you know in no uncertain terms, so be prepared.

Taurus

You're being tugged down the street way too fast to smell the roses. That most dogs would love a walk at that pace is not your concern. If your human can't let you decide half of the time, it's time to tug back.

Gemini

One of you needs to take the initiative. Face it, your pack is miserable. Be the first one to communicate your displeasure, and then watch all the other howlers chime in.

Cancer

You're in a big hurry, but you know how pulling annoys your human. You'll get a few tugs in return if you don't learn to slow down. Think of all the important smells and clues you'll be able to pick up if you ease the pace.

Leo

You're a good sport, but you can't have a good time out of any old thing. Come on, if you are given no chew toys, you'll just come up with a few on your own. You'll have to be patient while your owner learns this new lesson.

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Virgo

Don't get side swiped by random barking today. It's not aggression. Another dog is simply full of energy and that's the only way they know how to deal with it.

Libra

It's not about overpowering other dogs. Your place in the pack is all about relationships. So, stop being such a junkyard dog and start winning favor with others.

Scorpio

If it's a good day to start a fitness routine, it's a good day to start just about anything. So, if your human is dragging you along for a run, demand the best treatment for your sore muscles later on the bed.

Sagittarius

Bathing, grooming, clipping -- your owner is going to get a lot done today, but not worry about the hassle. That's right, the groomer is involved. You'll be miserable while your human is out having fun.

Capricorn

Your human spends plenty of time at work, and leaves guarding the house to you. You do a great job, so they don't have to worry, but let them know you're not a cheap alarm. You need love and attention, too.

Aquarius

Don't throw the puppy out with the bath water. Every dog needs a little bit of freedom every now and then to stay happy, but be sure you leave plenty of bread crumbs. You don't want to give up the doghouse forever.

Pisces

Someone is offering you a treat, but it's counterfeit. Don't get upset, though, because it's not a trick. You can have a lot of fun with a rubber newspaper, so imagine what you can do with this one.

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