The day Terry Bradshaw became “Thomas Brady”

By the time he checked into Doctors’ Hospital in Shreveport, Louisiana on March 3, 1983 to undergo surgery to repair muscle tears in his throwing arm, Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw had already established himself as the most successful quarterback in Super Bowl history. Bradshaw’s Steelers won Super Bowls IX against the Vikings, Super Bowls X and XIII against the Cowboys, and Super Bowl XIV against the Rams. Bradshaw was the Most Valuable Player in those last two games, and his future Hall of Fame legacy was secured.

At the time, future NFL quarterback Tom Brady, who eclipsed Bradshaw’s status as the winningest Super Bowl quarterback ever (seven and counting), was five years old — a Bay Area kid who was just getting his Joe Montana worship on.

So, it’s rather interesting that when Bradshaw checked into that hospital in 1983, he did so under an assumed name — as superstars often do — and the name he picked was something else. (H/T to the awesome Quirky Research Twitter account for this).

“He didn’t ask for that,” said Dr. Bill Bundrick, who performed the operation, about Bradshaw’s alias, per the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. “It’s something we did to keep him from being disturbed by visitors and telephone calls,”

Had Bradshaw somehow seen the future of the quarterback position? Because that’s a pretty pinpoint name to choose.

“I didn’t know anything about it,” Bradshaw told the Tampa Tribune of the fake name later that month. “I walked to the hospital exhausted. The doctors wouldn’t let me eat or drink for 24 hours. They took me to the emergency room, pulled down my pants and gave me a pre-op shot and — boom! — that was it.

“When I woke up after the operation, a doctor came into the room and told me they’d used an alias so I could rest without being bothered. He said, ‘Your name’s Thomas Brady.’ That’s how it happened.'”

So, whoever came up with that, bravo.

As for Bradshaw, 1983 proved to be his last NFL season — he played just one game, completing five of eight passes for 77 yards, two touchdowns, and no interceptions before Father Time came calling. At least he was able to hold onto his all-time Super Bowl win total until February 5, 2017, when Brady caught his fifth such win in Super Bowl LI, in the 28-3 game against the Falcons.