Donald Trump's company is hoarding thousands of website domains

We all know how thin-skinned our Commander-in-Chief can be so it's probably no surprise to anyone that CNN is reporting the Trump Organization has bought up 3,643 website domains.

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That a very, very famous person would buy website domains relating to his name is hardly shocking but the point here is the breadth — 3,643!!! — and relative hilarity of some of the domains that CNN uncovered, snatched up by Trump's company over the years.

Of course the company bought up the foreboding TrumpEmpire.com out from under a squatter who let the registration lapse. But the company also bought out TrumpFraud.org and TrumpScam.com, according to CNN. 

Oh, and there's TrumpNetworkPonziScheme.com and TrumpMustGo.com and even DonaldTrumpSucks.com, bought after Dan Parisi, the guy who infamously bought WhiteHouse.com and loaded it up with porn, let his registration lapse. 

Most of the domains are simply blank sites; Trump isn't going to do anything with NoMoreTrump.com, but now you can't either.

However, because I care about you, here are 10 Trump-related domains that, as of 9 a.m. ET on February 21, 2017, are still available.

  • BiglyTrumpHands.com

  • TrumpNoPuppet.com

  • TrumpLovesVlad.com

  • SendTrumpToTheMoon.com

  • BiglyTrumpRegrets.com

  • TrumpYugeMistake.com

  • TrumpOrangeCrush.com

  • Trump46percent.com

  • TrumpLostThePopularVote.org

  • GrabThemByTheDonald.com

Have fun!

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