Enter the Journal's Captions Contest: Bringing to light the untold - and untrue - stories behind the pictures

Jul. 16—"All this for a weekend camping trip?" ANDREA V. LOWDER, Albuquerque "Don't open that, you fool! The Count told us to deliver these to Transylvania unopened." STEVE MCLARY, Las Cruces "The city's Zero Cost moving service needs work. But the price is right." ISMAEL VALENZUELA, Los Ranchos "If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times, 'Let's get a truck!'" JIM MCMILLAN, Albuquerque "Boy, you and your girlfriend sure have a lot of stuff to move. I'm not sure we can get it all packed." LINDA SOLOMON, Albuquerque "You can look, officer, but he really hates it when you open his casket in daylight." ROBERT TRAPP, Española "I remember when we used to sneak into drive-ins the old fashioned way. In the trunk of a car." MARK YARNELLE, Albuquerque Mayor Keller's legal team explains that the new casita zoning includes Roofs of Cars. COLLEEN AYCOCK, Albuquerque "I'll sell you these two used coffins cheap, if you promise to take the bodies with you." MICHAEL PACHECO, Albuquerque The brand new Chevy CARRY-ALL, undergoing the rigorous testing phase. TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque DOT assists motorists with weight distribution. LAWRENCE TALAHONGVA, Albuquerque "Dude, you've taken this packing 'everything but the kitchen sink' to a whole new level, but I guess pre-planning for funeral arrangements is a good thing." ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas "Since we are so close to the dump, shall we dump the van too?" KAY MCMILLAN, Albuquerque "No one told us when we signed up for the Sooner Reenactment that the wagons were not air conditioned." DWAYNE ARGAUD, Albuquerque