Our Favorite 29 Valentines' Gifts You Can Score on Amazon

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No need to panic, but I just want to let you know: Valentines' Day is right around the corner. You've still got time, but at this stage, you're still just thinking about what gift you're going to get. This is the first gift-giving occasion of the calendar year, fumbling this one would be a bad look. You need something good, and if you're looking for reliable shipping on an absurd amount of products, Amazon is going to be your best friend. Time to put aside whatever moral qualms you have with the retailer (sorry) and head on over to Amazon. Good thing is, you can actually score some surprisingly nice gifts on the site.

Since we are online searching for the world's best products everyday, we thought we'd do a service to the late-stage express shippers. We've compiled our favorite gifts from across the Amazon shopping sphere. Need running shoes? We've got half-off Ultraboosts. Theater level sound? A portable projector and a Bose soundbar are each below. See? If you look hard enough, there's a lot of great products on Amazon.

But! I do have to say, there are a bunch of things I think you should not get on Amazon. If you want to get them our Gift of The Year from 2023, the TheraFace Mask, you have to go to Therabody's site. If you're a classic romantic and want to get your wife jewelry (a good way to be) do NOT do that on Amazon. Or, if your husband has luxury tastes, you'll know that there's nothing for him on Amazon. In those cases, go to a more specialized, higher-end retailer. The rest of you can shop this list.

Alarm Clock

The ultimate gift: the best sleep of their life.

Lamp

Pair that alarm clock with a Loftie Lamp for the ultimate faux natural wake up system.

24 Stem Red Roses

You're an adult, you should have the contact of a local florist or know a store to buy flowers at. If not though, you can always get some next-day shipped at Amazon.

10 Stem Sunflowers

If roses are too on the nose for you, I love sunflowers' symbolism of happiness and longevity.

200+ Honeysuckle Flower Seeds

For something more involved than cut flowers, get them seeds of their favorite flowers, plant them together, and enjoy them once they're blooming.

Sam The Sloth, 4.5lb Plush

Hugimals are weighted stuffed animals that actually give the sensation that they're hugging you back. Everyone at the Esquire offices is obsessed, so there will be a suite of them going out to our significant others this year.

The Freestyle 2nd Gen

Nothing beats movie night with your number one person. I got one of these for our place, and it really adds a silver screen feel to our weeknight screenings.

Temperature Control Smart Mug 2

If you are the earlier riser and weekday barista, this is the perfect gift for your late sleeper. Make their coffee while you make yours, then set it on their bedside table, and it'll stay at the perfect temperature for when they wake up.

SmartGoggles

I shouted these out in our Holiday Gift Guide, so let me say again: They're the best wellness tech you can buy for $200. Everyone on Earth can benefit from a daily facial massage.

Rambler 35 Oz Straw Mug

The thinking man's Stanley cup. You can get a YETI mug in this romantic red, and you won't even have to fight a kindergarten teacher at Target for it.

Funsaver Disposable Camera (2-pack)

Plan a series of dates or a vacation, get two disposable cameras, and make complementing photo books.

Move 2

Here's a gift for both of you. Instead of buying an Alexa and a bluetooth speaker, just buy this Sonos smart speaker that sounds as good as anything else on the market.

Stanmore III

A bluetooth speaker that looks as good as it sounds will make the perfect gift for your music loving man.

Filtered Showerhead

Our favorite showerhead will take their hair and skin care to another level.

Airwrap

For the person who takes their styling seriously, get them the Rolls Royce of hair care gadgets.

Japanese Pruning Shears

Let's get practical. Buy them the best Japanese-made pruning shears out there. Maybe even a rose bush to go with it.

Roomba 692

The gift of never having to vacuum again, is there anything sexier than this?

Scuff Slipper

It's the best plush wintertime slipper on the market.

Waterproof Picnic Blanket

In 2024, we're betting big on picnics.

Rambler Wine Chiller

Your picnic dates are going to feel a lot more put together when you come strapped with this super insulating YETI wine chiller.

Original Loft Pillow

How about y'all refresh your bedding with Esquire's favorite pillow.

Ultraboost 22

The competition has upped its game, but so has Adidas. For all-purpose training shoes, Ultraboosts are still in the top spot. And at half-off? We're buying these ASAP.

Original Extra Virgin Olive Oil

They don't have to be a chef for this to score major points. Pair Kosterina's Greek olive oil with a local-made bread (maybe a seasoning of your choice) and you've made a starter that's better than what's on offer at most restaurants.

AirPods Max

Literally anyone will enjoy a pair Apple headphones. Public transit commuters love the noise cancelling. Music freaks gush over the big, clear sound. Teenagers love that they're the same ones their favorite streamer has. See? Anyone.

Smart Soundbar 600

Spending money on a beautiful new TV just to use its very OK stock speakers is a rookie mistake. Get them a Bose soundbar, and every TV they purchase will feel that extra bit more luxurious.

Bamboo Pajama Set

Cozy Earth's women's pajama set is the brand's standout item. (The men's pajamas are good, but the women's bamboo viscose set just looks so much better.) Put together, perfectly soft, and drapey. A no-brainer.

Terry Robe

If you want a perfect men's pajama gift, a terry cloth robe will always be a winner. We love the plush, fully cotton build on this Lands' End model, especially in the deep green pictured here.

Formation Flex Wireless Speaker

Upgrade their home music system with the Rolls-Royce of bluetooth speakers. The Bowers & Wilkins Formation Flex sounds insanely good. And it doesn't look half-bad, either.

Tasman Slippers

Do these really need any explanation? Soft suede with an even softer sheepskin lining, and the ideal slip on silhouette. The combination makes for the perfect slipper.

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