The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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'I Am Sorry Ben'

Author: Zachary Age: 8 Click here to read the full note

'Don't Tease People About Their Skin Color'

I Need Cash Now

Author: Reddit user mase_in_mass's daughter Click here to read the full note

Time For A New Pen

Author: Evelyn Age: 9 Click Here To Read The Full Note

How To Cook A Turkey

Sister In My House

I Made A Blob

Dear So-Called Tooth Fairy

Author: Carlos Age: 9 Click Here To Read The Full Note

A Math Homework Mystery

You Can Be My NEXT Boyfriend

Author: Reddit user Reasonable-doubt's little brother Click Here To Read The Full Note

Can I Do Karaty?

Make It Rain Tacos

Author: Unknown Via Reddit

Cloudy With A Chance Of Kale

An Opinion Question

Macy's School Hairstyles

Stating The Obvious

Three Sentences That Mean The World

Goals For 3rd Grade

Dear Bill Clinton

Author: Young "Scooter" Cheeks Posted by: Grown-up Scooter Cheeks, now known as Reddit user champscheeks Click Here To Read The Full Note

One Track, His Mind Is

A Note From The Teacher

If The Shoe Fits...

No Toking

Author: Maddie Age: 6 Click here to read the full note

'You Are A Superhero'

Author: Gabriela Age: 5 Click here to read the full note

For Mommy

Fantasy vs. Reality

An iPad Note For Mom

Author: Jasmine Age: 8 Click here to read the full note

Snax

"Dear Tooth Fairy..."

Dear Obama

Three Little Words From A Boy With Autism

Author: Redditor EFCFrost's son who is on the spectrum (via Imgur) Click here to read the full note

Happy Father's Day

Dad Is Really Cranky

My Hero

The Daddy Trofy

Author: Reddit user georgeresch's stepdaughter Age: 6 Click here to read the full note

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