Funny flight attendant distracts passengers from delay with hilarious safety instructions

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“It was because of that flight attendant that we all made it through that flight. He was able to keep us all distracted with humor while we waited to take off,” said passenger Shahyra Monique Grant.

Video Transcript

- Now my flight attendants are coming by because they simply do not trust you. Going to go ahead and get your seat belts are securely fastened, your seat backs and tray tables on their full upright and lock [INAUDIBLE]

- OK.

- All carry-on items, check those all the way in [INAUDIBLE] that seat in front of you, [INAUDIBLE] If you're traveling with children, or anyone that's acting like one, make sure you put your own mask first. And if you're traveling with more than one child, first of all, why, sweetie? We're going to Puerto Rico.

[LAUGHTER]

But look to the left, and look to the right, and then choose the one with the most earning potential after college, and then work your way down from there.

[LAUGHTER]

[INAUDIBLE] do not [INAUDIBLE]. Sit back and relax, or stand up and be tense. I don't care. We're going to take you to Puerto Rico anyways. It's going to take us three hours and 36 minutes to get down there since our fathers were lucky enough to be trained by [INAUDIBLE]. Whenever we get one, we'll go over there in 15 minutes.

If you didn't find anything about what I just said funny, look up the word, humor, and add that to your personality. That's definitely the reason people are swiping left to your ChristianMingle. Enjoy your flight.

[LAUGHTER]