Something filthy is trending, and I'm sorry to be the bearer of nasty news, but if I had to see, then so do you!
It's "gooch grease."
Yesterday, the term started trending on Twitter.
And let's just say no one was happy about it.
It all started with this Fox 26 trend story about the funky goo.
— FOX26Houston (@FOX26Houston) June 1, 2023
Then they did a whole news segment about it.
Top trending topic in the US is gooch grease?! pic.twitter.com/76vBq6Rrdl
— Alina 🔥 الينا (@Firegal_01) June 1, 2023
Fox 26/ Twitter: @Firegal_01
Fox 26 describes "gooch grease" as a "male hygiene problem."
"It's described as a combination of lint, sweat, and feces between a man's butt and balls," Isiah Carey said on his show Isiah Factor Uncensored.
"The problem is so bad for some men, according to some reports, they now have to use women's maxi pads to stop the mixture from messing up their underwear," he said.
Yep, it's essentially FUNKY TAINT GOO.
People are, well...they're mortified!
Fox 26/ Twitter: @RobWalks_
From aching stomachs...
“Gooch grease” made my stomach hurt https://t.co/PQ0DXjxbTH
— Sweet Jones🦋 (@sidsince94) June 1, 2023
...to "this year is going straight to hell."
Gooch grease… this year is going straight to hell 😭
— De$mond Ridder Stan Account (@NHBigChristian) June 1, 2023
I am just disgusted.
I don’t wanna know why gooch grease is trending pic.twitter.com/vHKcjoKO4K
— G (@miralo_g3) June 1, 2023
Moral of the story? Wash your butt, dudes!!!