Hasan Minhaj's dad once hilariously destroyed him over a high school cheating scandal

Hasan Minhaj makes everything funny, whether he's explaining fuckboys to Tan France or roasting an absent Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Now we know where he gets it: His dad is a straight-up savage.

On The Tonight Show, he joined Jimmy Fallon for the refreshingly straightforward stand-up segment "Storytime". The theme: embarrassing parents. 

Minhaj tells the story of how he stole a homework answer sheet from his teacher's desk, and decided to photocopy it and sell it to other kids. His rationale? "He'll never know it was me — he's not going to guess the Indian kid did it!"

But crime doesn't pay, of course, and so when he got caught, his dad was called in. After "the longest 45 minutes I've ever had in my life", his dad showed up and absolutely dragged him to hell — as only a dad can.

It's beautiful. Stick with it.