Need a holiday chuckle? Funny Christmas jokes for kids, laughs to make dad proud
One way to bolster the Christmas spirit is sharing a good joke.
To help put a smile on your face, we've compiled a list of jokes suitable for kids but also perfect for any dad joke collection. It's up to you to pull off the punchline.
Here are some of the best memes, jokes for kids and one-liners we could find that would make any dad proud:
Christmas memes
Feliz na’vi dad pic.twitter.com/UhICfrtFzV
— hamish steele! (@hamishsteele) December 20, 2022
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrot? 🥕🥕🥕
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What is your favourite Christmas joke? ☃ pic.twitter.com/shpgZDjKSE— Amazing Avon in Brixworth (@HelenSharrock13) December 21, 2022
Favorite Mariah Carey Christmas meme, for your enjoyment pic.twitter.com/vtI1ghaRDF
— Anna Pulley (@annapulley) December 16, 2022
Are you looking for some really intelligent jokes to tell at the family Christmas dinner??? … look no further… I got you covered pic.twitter.com/w72tA25lZH
— Lindsay Warner (@Lindsay_Warner) December 18, 2022
Why is Santa scared of chimneys?
Because he's claus-trophobic. 🎅🏼🎄🎁— Eric, book publisher 📚 (@eric5310pub) December 21, 2022
Because the day just isn't complete without a Batman meme.#Christmas #Batman #funny #WritingCommunity #Xmas #authorscommunity #books pic.twitter.com/LtMegwrh1N
— ARGrimes (@ARGrimes1) December 21, 2022
#Christmas #ChristmasJokes #JokeoftheDay #Notion pic.twitter.com/uh2x4gnOg8
— Abraham Martinez 🏔 (@180notion) December 21, 2022
Happy Holidays from meme to you!🙄 #MEMES #Christmas pic.twitter.com/IO2fZhfqJH
— Joel McKinnon Miller (@JoelMcKMiller) December 14, 2022
Another Christmas meme! pic.twitter.com/FSsX1ExLWN
— Kathleen Hefferon, PhD (@KHefferon) December 15, 2022
Christmas jokes for kids
Question: What did the third wise man say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?
Answer: “But wait, there’s myrrh!”
Q: What kind of music do elves listen to?
A: Wrap music.
Q: Why do reindeer wear bells?
A: Their horns don’t work.
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Did Rudolph go to school?
A: No he was elf taught.
Q: What do you call a child who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A: Rebel without a Claus.
Q: How do you know when Santa’s around?
A: You can always sense his presents.
Q: What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
A: Snow.
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Christmas dad jokes
Q: What should you expect at the end of Christmas Day?
A: The letter Y.
Q: How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?
A: A weigh in the manger.
Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
A: He was picking his nose.
Q: What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?
A: Fleece Navidad.
Q: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
A: Orna-mints.
Q: What did the teacher say to Rudolph when he didn’t prepare for his test on the Civil War?
A: You’ll go down in history.
Christmas movies
There's no shortage of Christmas movies available but we have a list of favorites that are sure to bring the family together for a laugh. If you're looking for a different way to experience a Christmas action movie like "Die Hard," there is no better way than reliving the 2017 live-tweet version of the movie from Ryan Parker on Twitter.
Chris Sims is a digital producer at Midwest DOT. Follow him on Twitter: @ChrisFSims.
This article originally appeared on Journal Star: Christmas jokes 2022: Funny memes, one-liners to make dad proud
