Jared Kushner's New Time Magazine Cover Is Now A Brutal Meme

TIME’s new cover: Inside Jared Kushner’s unusual White House role https://t.co/clLt5k8eBk pic.twitter.com/gDAkst9sQL

— TIME (@TIME) January 16, 2020

Jared Kushner’s TIME cover is what happens when you’re asked to customise your video game avatar and just select ‘default settings’ instead. pic.twitter.com/1QqFbRvPnL

— Rob Joyce (@RobJoyce156) January 16, 2020

It appears Jared’s father in law gave him standing lessons https://t.co/INhM0tMoCm

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 16, 2020

Jared Kushner is on the cover of TIME, so it’s time to ask..is he Slenderman? pic.twitter.com/cI4Eyf3jmT

— tribbles (@thetribblorian) January 17, 2020

Jared Kushner is on the cover of Time because his father was a clock maker. pic.twitter.com/nTlVTm0OG1

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) January 17, 2020

So @TIME magazine put @jaredkushner on the cover of their latest issue... and of course, I FIXED it ;)#LevParnasInterview pic.twitter.com/ghBz5qqi3M

— Paul Lidicul (@PaulLidicul) January 16, 2020

Jared Kushner on the cover of TIME reminds me of Jude Law in A.I. pic.twitter.com/xh2S2iC5B9

— Christian (not Christopher) (@wischofsky) January 16, 2020

TIME: Ok, Jared, just act natural.

KUSHNER: pic.twitter.com/6kItiDYYj0

— Rusty Jones III (@RustyJonesIII) January 16, 2020

TIME PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, stand normally.

JARED KUSHNER: I am.

TIME PHOTOGRAPHER: No, sorry. You misunderstand. Stand *normally*.

JARED KUSHNER: I am standing normally.

TIME PHOTOGRAPHER (sighing): Fuck it. Look straight ahead. pic.twitter.com/CbniaimEer

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) January 16, 2020

Jared Kushner from The Boy to Time Magazine cover boy. pic.twitter.com/HnNxgD6ARi

— Beatrix Blotto (@Mortedelsan) January 17, 2020

Ugh. I can't believe Jared Kushner is on the cover of Time. pic.twitter.com/F9VeATAlnx

— Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) January 16, 2020

Brahms: The Boy II, in theaters February 21, 2020. #TheBoy2 https://t.co/kfF7AsxJ2u

— Brad ɅɅiska (@bradmiska) January 16, 2020

How’d they manage to make him look so lifelike? Amazing https://t.co/oOnCvpYKRU

— Asher Wolf (@Asher_Wolf) January 16, 2020

Kushner comes from the same factory as Zuckerberg right? https://t.co/EzB1UbI3KI

— Thomas Brewster (@iblametom) January 16, 2020

Petrificus Totalus! https://t.co/QOzmmyrJiY pic.twitter.com/jNEQafEjlk

— Sean Savett (@ssavett) January 16, 2020

siri show me hell https://t.co/nlqfgATt27

— Leah Litman (@LeahLitman) January 16, 2020

https://t.co/BsoriTKZfJ pic.twitter.com/QoM0PBfiM0

— Jeremy Danner (@Jeremy_Danner) January 16, 2020

Why did Time publish the cover of Jared's 2005 synth album? https://t.co/ZKOtkefjCy

— Todd Berger (@thetoddberger) January 16, 2020

I like to picture him and Mark Zuckerberg sitting together in class at Harvard, completely expressionless and immobile, freaking out the professor for the full hour. https://t.co/qQfXYMiS5b

— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) January 16, 2020

Why is he standing like a marionette? https://t.co/iBoDTnUB0f

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 16, 2020

jared looking like a sim pic.twitter.com/GQPNUYOodD

— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) January 16, 2020

Jared looks like he’s right out of central casting for a Law & Order SVU perp. pic.twitter.com/Xu0zjgTtjk

— *you're (@RKJ65) January 16, 2020

Total Gentleman pic.twitter.com/gG8nNDoJXI

— scott rising (@rising) January 16, 2020

Original cover: pic.twitter.com/4OQVI2oiWQ

— Mr. Fun Guy (@Mister_Fun_Guy) January 16, 2020

big THE BOY energy pic.twitter.com/cp1TzZtMk8

— jeff meltz is extremely online (@thecultureofme) January 16, 2020