Jeff Goldblum's story about his first date with his contortionist wife definitely beats your story
Oh Jeff, you were so preoccupied with whether or not she could, you didn't stop to think about whether or not she should!
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Just kidding, Jeff Goldblum went on The Graham Norton Show on Friday, and following on from Jack Whitehall talking about being compared to a contortionist by Prince Charles, Goldblum told the audience about his wife, who is a former Olympic gymnast and a professional contortionist.
Their first date sounds like the most Goldblum thing ever, he played jazz piano while she performed contortions on the piano itself.
If there was one person in the world who could tell that story and sound like it's just your average Saturday night out, that person is most certainly Jeff Goldblum.
