The Judge for the Marjorie Taylor Greene Hearing Tossed the Hot Potato Into Interesting Hands

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(Permanent Musical Accompaniment To The Last Post Of The Week From The Blog’s Favorite Living Canadian)

Regulars at the shebeen know that one of our obsessions is water—specifically, fresh water, suitable for drinking, and the crisis that’s coming due to overuse and the climate crisis. Consequently, the discovery of massive reservoirs of fresh groundwater—contained, sponge-like, in the sediment—beneath the Antarctic ice pack caught our attention. From CNN:

The groundwater system, found in deep sediments in West Antarctica likely to be the consistency of a wet sponge, reveals an unexplored part of the region and may have implications for how the frozen continent reacts to the climate crisis, according to new research."People have hypothesized that there could be deep groundwater in these sediments, but up to now, no one has done any detailed imaging," said the study's lead author, Chloe Gustafson, a postdoctoral researcher at the University of California San Diego's Scripps Institution of Oceanography, in a news statement. "Antarctica contains 57 meters (187 feet) of sea level rise potential, so we want to make sure we are incorporating all of the processes that control how ice flows off of the continent and into the oceans. Groundwater is currently a missing process in our models of ice flow," she added via email.

How the freshwater got down there is a fascinating saga in itself. The scientists imaged down through the ice sheets to unprecedented depths in order to draw their conclusion of the origins of the reservoirs.

Ocean water likely reached the area during a warm period 5,000 to 7,000 years ago, saturating the sediment with salty seawater. When the ice advanced, fresh meltwater produced by pressure from above and friction at the ice base was forced into the upper sediments. It probably continues to filter down and mix into the groundwater today, Key said.

The researchers hope that the groundwater reserves can serve as a brake against the climate-induced movement of the aboveground ice shelf. But I guarantee you that, in some boardroom somewhere, suits are trying to come up with a way to harvest the water, bottle it, and sell it to the suckers at $4.50 a pop. I have no doubt about this.


Oh, look, another really good jobs report. From the Washington Post:

The labor market has added more than 6.5 million jobs in the past year and is on pace to return to pre-pandemic levels this summer, although economists say there are signs that this record streak of employment gains is beginning to moderate. The number of people working or searching for work, for example, declined by 363,000 in April after six months of gains. And the pace of average wage growth slowed slightly to 0.3 percent, from 0.4 percent a month earlier.

I generally look at these figures in the same way that I look at the announcements of huge NFL contracts. I don’t trust the numbers because they lie at the start and then, when nobody’s looking, they admit that they’d lied. These figures will be “readjusted” by the end of June. Nevertheless, this does give the Democrats something to run on this fall, despite the fact that they may well be deluged with “Eek! Inflation!” coverage. If I’m running a campaign, I treat the day that the job count hits pre-pandemic levels as though it’s Christmas in summertime. Thanks, Brandon.


Those of us without lives who sat through the hearing before the Georgia administrative judge as to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s eligibility to be on the ballot for re-election saw quite clearly that Judge Charles Beaudrot never planned on being so serious a question, and that he was as far over his head that he might as well have been swimming in Antarctic groundwater. So, it’s no surprise that, on Friday, he tossed the hot potato to George Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, as he was obligated to do so by law. From the AP:

The challenge to Greene's eligibility was filed by voters who allege the GOP congresswoman played a significant role in the Jan. 6, 2021, riot that disrupted Congress' certification of Joe Biden's presidential election victory. That puts her in violation of a seldom-invoked part of the 14th Amendment having to do with insurrection and makes her ineligible to run for reelection, they argue.

This puts Raffensperger in an interesting position. He got glowing reviews when he refused to ratfck the 2020 election in Georgia, but he’s still a Republican dedicated to voter suppression, and he’s also running for re-election. His opponents are Rep. Jody Hice, a MAGA true-believer and three other nutballs. In a recent debate, the four of them ganged up on Raffensperger, who replied that he and incumbent Governor Brian Kemp had been stalwart in their efforts to keeping Those People from voting. I don’t believe there’s any way that Raffensperger bumps MTG off the ballot. He’d lose the entire northern part of the state.


Weekly WWOZ Pick To Click: “Make My Getaway” (Big Bill Broonzy): The mighty ‘OZ continues to go live from Jazz Fast. I heard a great set from Bettye LaVette the other night. (She killed it on Lucinda Williams’ “Joy.”) And, yeah, I pretty much still love New Orleans.

Weekly Visit To The Pathe Archive: Here, from 1897, is some film of traffic problems, one of the first such film to be shown for public entertainment. Films shown for public entertainment did improve through the years. Traffic, not so much. History is so cool.

Listen, folks, you had to know this was coming, right? From Yahoo News:

“Did none of you learn anything from the Gridiron Dinner? Nothing,” Noah said, referring to another elite Washington gathering in April, after which dozens of attendees tested positive for the coronavirus. “Do you read any of your own newspapers?” By Wednesday, Noah’s chiding remarks at what he called “the nation’s most distinguished superspreader event” were beginning to appear prophetic as a growing number of attendees, including a string of journalists and Secretary of State Antony Blinken, said they had tested positive for the virus.

As I watched y’all come in—my invitation having blown off the porch for the 30th consecutive year—I noted that hardly any of y’all were masked. This was an extra layer of dumb.

It was unclear how many cases had been confirmed as of Wednesday evening. Steven Portnoy of CBS News, president of the White House Correspondents’ Association, said late Wednesday that “the number of cases that have been brought to my attention now totals less than 1% of dinner attendees.” He added that “many” social gatherings in Washington over the weekend had more lenient COVID-19 protocols than the association’s dinner.

Dude, as Trevor Noah pointed out, this was the gathering of the people who are supposed to know better. This was a gathering of people who have been covering this story in one context or another for going on three freaking years.

Jada Yuan, a reporter at The Washington Post who tested positive Wednesday after attending the dinner, had said at the time that the ballroom was “like a horror film.”

“No exits. Literally getting trapped between tables,” Yuan wrote on Twitter. “Fear of breathing near people but people are everywhere. Creeping sense that you’re the only one who know this is insane.”

Or, if you’re of a more literary bent,

“With such precautions the courtiers might bid defiance to contagion. The external world could take care of itself. In the meantime it was folly to grieve, or to think.” — Edgar Allan Poe. The Masque of the Red Death

Ah, well.

Is it a good day for dinosaur news, CBS News? It’s always a good day for dinosaur news!

The five-ton giant, the largest megaraptor unearthed to date, fed on smaller dinosaurs that it ripped to shreds with its talons before digging into their intestines, paleontologist Mauro Aranciaga told AFP. It would have been the "apex predator" of its time, said Aranciaga—well deserving of its chilling scientific name "Maip macrothorax.”

The gang down in marketing for that new Jurassic Park movie really went the extra mile on this one.

The character was associated with "the shadow of the death" that "kills with cold wind" in the Andes mountains, according to a study reporting the find in the Nature journal Scientific Reports. The second part, "macrothorax," refers to the enormous expanse of the creature's chest cavity—about 4 feet wide.

A legit monster. Cool.

The reptile was found in Estancia La Anita, an area that looked very different 70 million years ago. "There were aquatic and terrestrial snails, plants of very different affiliation, it was a forest, almost a jungle, with puddles, lakes, streams, and diverse creatures such as frogs, turtles, fish, small birds, and mammals," the scientists said in a statement. Now, the area looks like a cinematic "dreamscape," the paleontologists said.

Well, at least the beast brought the scientists to a lovely part of the world. Proof that even legit monsters lived then to make us happy now.

I’ll be back on Monday with the latest doomed and futile gesture on somebody’s part. Be well and play nice, ya bastids. Stay above the snakeline, wear the damn mask, get the damn shots, especially the damn boosters, and spare a moment for the people of Ukraine.

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