Just a normal adult here, definitely not 2 kids in a trench coat
Do modern kids actually do the two-kids-in-a-trench-coat trick to look like a totally normal adult person? Apparently, yes.
After all, there are so many adulting things that kids would love to do, like watching R-rated movies, buying a car, and just generally being respected as human beings.
Twitter user @Roysenotes posted a photo that his sister and her friend captured recently featuring two cunning kids— ahem, I mean, a totally real and grown-up adult, running around their neighborhood.
my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling pic.twitter.com/Q3emyEDxgN
— royse (@Roysenotes) April 15, 2019
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But Twitter didn't see anything amiss. Just a normal adult out for a daily stroll. Nothing to see here.
I would sell that person a ticket to an R rated movie
— Hey, Erin’s here! (@ErinEllen1) April 16, 2019
That's one adult, see it's tall
— Def James (@elboneman) April 16, 2019
I see no children, just a normal adult person doing normal adult person things
— Bananas Foster (@angry_bucket) April 16, 2019
Probably on their way to the worlds most giant doctor pic.twitter.com/iqMG3T0lK4
— Luke (@RupaulFTompkins) April 16, 2019
Probably just headed to work at the business factory
— Planeteerjohn (@Planeteerjohn) April 16, 2019
Would you like a alcohol?
— Messa (@angsty_mess) April 16, 2019
Where? I only see one adult man
— A Kind Of Computer Ghost (@EsserZed) April 16, 2019
it's vincent adultman pic.twitter.com/Q9DlxbfLiL
— pigeon (@orijinelle) April 16, 2019
— possum gal (@armadillo_gurl) April 15, 2019
— The Beef (@Alexxxelks) April 16, 2019
We hope that wherever they are now, these kids are enjoying a fancy restaurant somewhere or purchasing stocks and bonds with real adult money. Or at the very least, just having some good old-school fun.
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