Kim Kardashian Posted Pictures Of Her Post-Divorce House, And Yup, It's Still Mildly Terrifying

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Gather round, everyone: Kim Kardashian is back to posting pictures of her mildly terrifying house on Instagram.

  Stefanie Keenan / Getty Images for SKKN BY KIM
Stefanie Keenan / Getty Images for SKKN BY KIM

It's worth noting these pics come from an officially divorced Kim K. And if you're like me, then you've noticed a number of subtle changes in her home post-split (and are also very well-adjusted and good-looking).

A closeup of Kim at a red carpet event
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We start the photos off with an image of a handleless cup. I tried to see if I could find the brand of mug so I could make a desperate "hahahhahah Kim's mug cost one schmillion million dollars and I am a peasant" quip but, shockingly, googling "white handleless mug" didn't come up with anything specific. No, I won't try harder to find it, because no one wants to get their "fucking ass up and work" nowadays (including me).

Then we get Kim's sitting room. I must say, whatever filter she's got on gives it a painting-like quality. I think I should try it on the pile of LaCroix boxes next to my fridge that I haven't gotten to throwing out yet.

Kim's sitting room has a loveseat couch on the right and two small sofas on the left with minimalist decor

Next, we go to the bathroom. We get a shot of Kim's SKKN collection, lest we miss an opportunity for some product placement. Kim's own bathroom is probably the best these orbs will ever look!

  Kim Kardashian / Via Instagram: @kimkardashian

Here's that same bathroom back in 2019, for comparison. Now is as good a time as any to say that I imagine being in that bath to feel not unlike being in a tomb.

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In Kim's present-day version, the armchairs have been replaced with these marble stools. Presumably, Kim dictates meetings from the bath to her underlings à la Churchill.

  Kim Kardashian / Via Instagram: @kimkardashian

Courtesy of Kim's story, we also get to see the haunting Christmas version of this bathroom scene. Mmm, festive!

  Kim Kardashian / Via Instagram: @kimkardashian

Why does it feel as if you'd blink and the Christmas trees would silently creep toward you?

  Kim Kardashian / Via Instagram: @kimkardashian

Next on the slideshow is this light, which I am too poor to understand. Perhaps this is what I shall see when I die.

A circle of dim light with a small orb of blue light in the center

Then we reach the pièce de résistance of this tour: Kim's bedroom. My god.

A bed on a raised platform with seemingly marble walls surrounding it

Here's what Kim's room looked like in 2019, for comparison:

Kim sitting on a the bed with her kids and Kanye with the decor being much lighter and airy

I shall leave these side-by-sides here. Really makes you think about things, the meaning of life, etc.

  Vogue / Via youtube.com, Kim Kardashian / Via Instagram: @kimkardashian

Well, Kim captioned these pics, "Things at home that make me happy." Now, stare at this slash and think about how you feel. Oh, sweet void.

  Kim Kardashian / Via Instagram: @kimkardashian