Kourtney Kardashian's 40th Birthday Party Was Legit the Most INSANE THING EVER

From Cosmopolitan

• Kourtney Kardashian turned 40 on April 18 and her family threw her the most insane and epic birthday party ever.

• Peep details from the party below, from Kourtney's naked cake to her naked dress.

Kourtney Kardashian just turned 40 (wow, time flies when you're rich, famous, and poosh!) and her family threw her what might be their most insane party to date. And these are people known for dropping hundreds of thousands on events, so that's saying a LOT.

The party appears to have been thrown by Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner, and Kanye West, and the details were ev-er-y-thing-from a personalized cake of Kourtney fully naked on a bathtub, to napkins that said "the most interesting to look at," to alcohol with her face etched on the bottles, to a stacked guest list.

Also, apparently the party had a lot of rules, including "No speeches, mom is not allowed to cry, if my mom cries I have to somehow shuttle her out, and we're not allowed to say what age it is. No balloons." Kay cool, so first of feast your eyes on Kourtney's cake, which is just her naked on a bathtub with a thong tan line:

Meanwhile, Kourtney wore vintage Versace to the party and showed off her "most interesting to look at" napkins in a video posted to Kim's Instagram:

And yes, there were matching bottles:

Meanwhile, here's a look at the guests:

And duh, every single one of Kourtney's sisters showed up:

I demand to go back in time and get invited to this, how can we make that happen, science? K thx bye.

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