The Lighter Side (Thu)

Sep. 11—God bless America, and how's everybody?

President Biden was in India for a G-20 Summit Saturday and backed a railroad extending from India that'd run all the way to the Mediterranean. It took him a few hours to get his bearings in India. When the Air Force One pilot announced they had arrived in New Delhi, Joe asked for a pastrami on rye.

President Biden's staff cut him off in a Vietnam press briefing before his Dog Face Pony Soldier stories had a chance to get mixed with his five draft deferments. During the Vietnam War, a beautiful Vietnamese girl saved Joe from capture by stashing him in a cellar. He was in San Francisco at the time.

Donald Trump attended the Iowa-Iowa State football game Saturday where the Iowans went wild cheering when he entered the stadium. They disregarded his four indictments, ninety-one charges, sexual assault lawsuit and mug shot to give him love. Even the Midwest can't resist the King of Hip Hop.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. E-mail him at ArgusJokes@yahoo.com.