Lillard plays Thanos and shows the Thunder their endgame

WATCH THE VIDEO ABOVE to see today’s piping-hot, fresh-outta-the-oven episode of THE RUSH with Jared Quay! We’ll let you know everything you didn’t know you needed to know about sports. Other stuff too. But mostly sports.

It’s Wednesday, April 24th, 2019 and after Shane long set a Premier League record by scoring just seven seconds into his match, Jared decides to run down yesterday’s headlines and dedicate seven seconds to each story:

• Four NBA playoff series were in action last night. But with two blowouts to start the evening, was anyone still watching by the time the night games started?

• The A’s signed Kris Davis to an extension, then put up a billboard to troll the Warriors about the fact that they signed their KD. Will the Warriors sign theirs?

• The Cardinals are not taking Kyler Murray with the first pick. Except they probably are. But they’re not. They swear.

• Kicker Robbie Gould demanded a trade from the 49ers. It’s the first time in NFL history a kicker demanded anything.

• Yasiel Puig wore a t-shirt with a painting of Yasiel Puig brawling with the Pirates, a move that receives a 10 out of 10 on the Yasiel Puig scale of Yasiel Puig-ness.

• Tim Tebow accidentally kicked his first base coach in the crotch. And that’s really all that needs to be said about that.