Love Island LIVE: Michael, Amber and Anna have a huge fight after the most dramatic episode yet

What an epic helping of mass-market emotional manipulation! Last night, Love Islands Great Recoupling episode lived up to its billing as hearts were shattered, egos broken and everyone ended up looking as if they were trapped in the longest, most surreal (and humid) romantic comedy ever.

With the show having divided the original couples, last night they reunited and decided whether they wished to carry on as before. Your faith in human nature was very briefly restored as Tommy and Molly-Mae cuddled and pledged their gooey fealty to one another.

Alas, your fate in human nature had already been reduced to tatters courtesy of Curtis and his half-girlfriend shenanigans with poor, love-struck Amy. And what about Jordan, who declared he was staying true to Anna only to discover she’s paired off with Ovie.

It’s hard keeping track. So here’s a definitive countdown of who is with who. Amy and Curtis (just about). Michael and Joanna. Molly-Mae and Tommy. Anna and Ovie. Lucie and George. Anton and Belle. Maura and Marvin (you can call them “M&M” if you really want to). Danny and Jourdan. Which leaves Amber and Jordan as the uneasy singles in the pack.

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