After Math: Get outta my dreams, get into my rocket ship

Andrew Tarantola
After Math: Get outta my dreams, get into my rocket ship

Jeff Bezos has been trying to get biz-ay. The Amazon CEO is accusing the National Enquirer of "extortion and blackmail" after pictures of his dink somehow ended up in the tabloid's hands. The 1,545 injuries throughout the US last year included,"multiple concussions, nasal fractures, various broken bones, blunt head trauma and even brain injuries." Not to mention a complete loss of self respect for eating pavement while using a device designed for children.