Madonna’s daughter was in an ‘orgy’ in Miami Beach but we missed it because of the banana

An orgy happening in Miami? Not a big surprise.

But a public orgy starring Madonna’s daughter Lourdes Leon? Yeah, that deserves some ink.

That’s what went down last Friday night at Temple House for Art Basel Miami Beach.

Spanish fashion house Desigual put on a quasi X-rated display on steroids, all for culture’s sake.

Some background: This is the same company that used an inflatable vagina during Basel to bring attention to its latest collection.

In all seriousness, “Love Different,” was to celebrate kissing, “the universal symbol of love,” says a Desigual release.

This was about so much more than kissing, though.

An interesting touch: Even the audience was part of the action, donning white coveralls “to feel part” of the action, says a spokeswoman.

The performance began with 30 lithe individuals, male and female, making their way down a runway in Desigual fashions onto a stage resembling a sand castle.

Leon is out in front, looking hot and bothered, then begins tonguing another woman.

The cast bumps and grinds behind them. As if on cue, all begin to disrobe and kiss each other sensually, which is what happens in an orgy.

While no one gets nekkid, they do writhe around simulating sex acts in flesh-covered pasties, even Lourdes. Not that her mom would disapprove. It’s Madonna. She came out with a book called “Sex.” C’mon!

There’s a video floating around of this show on Instagram, but it’s NSFW, and we’re at work and can’t help you.

Did the visitors enjoy themselves? Hard to say since most in the clip appeared to have their phones out shooting the blush-worthy scene. You do hear applause and cheering, though.

“It wasn’t a bacchanal,” reads a post event release. “At Desigual we love kisses. Because we love love. And we love nakedness. Because we love that which is natural. We are emotion and we are human.”

OK, that’s it. We’re done now. Back to work.