The Mark Harris Ballot Controversy Just Went Full Borgia

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Photo credit: MICHAEL REYNOLDS/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock

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Being our semi-regular weekly survey of what's goin' down in the several states where, as we know, the real work of governmentin' gets done, and where there's little risk involved.

To begin our tour this week, let's stop in at the newly-insane state of North Carolina, where the exploration of the ratfcking scheme in that state's Ninth Congressional District got very Borgia on Wednesday. John Harris, the son of Republican candidate-and putative victor-Mark Harris, gave up the old man. From the News & Observer:

“I love my dad and I love my mom, OK? I certainly have no vendetta against them, no family scores to settle. I think that they made mistakes in this process,” said John Harris after his testimony. Mark Harris began silently crying as his son spoke, and John Harris’ voice trembled with emotion. In an interview with Spectrum News after a state investigation began into the November 2018 election results, Harris said no one had raised red flags. “You never heard one red flag?” anchor Tim Boyum asked. Harris said, “No, not in that meeting. In that meeting it was very clear...”

Boyum interjected: “But at all ever?” Harris replied: “No, except I would later learn that obviously there had been things in the past that had been looked into, but everything that had been looked into, everything had come out just perfectly fine.” On Wednesday, John Harris said he warned his father explicitly that he had come to believe Dowless was illegally collecting ballots. John Harris came to that conclusion after realizing how many absentee ballots were delivered in Bladen County in big batches. He spoke to his father on April 7, 2017, the day after Mark Harris first met with McCrae Dowless in person.

Photo credit: Travis Long - AP
Photo credit: Travis Long - AP

“I told him (Mark Harris) in the phone call I thought they were illegally collecting ballots,” John Harris said. He also emailed his parents to say the same thing, and send them the part of North Carolina law that makes collecting absentee ballots a felony.

John Harris, however, maintained that his father didn't know anything about the scheme and, on Thursday, Mark Harris himself took the same line during his testimony. Everybody was victimized by McCrae Dowless, the Uncle Teardrop of Bladen County, and his elves. Of course, Harris did have something to say about his son.

"...a little judgmental and has a little taste of arrogance and some other things. And I'm very proud of him and and love him with all my heart."

Wow.

I'm buying a ticket to Thanksgiving dinner.

Also, as Wednesday's proceedings ended, Harris's lawyer dumped a massive amount of documents and emails on the election board. This sent the lawyers for Dan McCready, the Democratic candidate, up the wall, and the elections officials were not particularly happy-either about the document dump itself, or about the debate between the two campaigns that it incited. There is absolutely no way that Mark Harris ever should be seated in the House of Representatives.


We move along to Wisconsin, where a candidate for the state's supreme court named Brian Hagedorn has been brawling with his own idiocy. From the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:

Hagedorn, who is running for the state Supreme Court, wrote a blog beginning in 2005 in which he addressed readers as "fellow soldiers in the culture wars" while posting sometimes provocative comments on homosexuality and abortion. For example, Hagedorn twice wrote that a landmark gay rights ruling by the U.S. Supreme Court striking down a Texas anti-sodomy law could lead to the legalization of bestiality, sex with animals, in America. "The idea that homosexual behavior is different than bestiality as a constitutional matter is unjustifiable," he wrote in October 2005.

Lawmakers could draw a distinction between same-sex relationships and bestiality as a matter of public policy, Hagedorn wrote. But he called the Supreme Court's decision overturning anti-sodomy laws a travesty that "should render laws prohibiting bestiality unconstitutional...There is no right in our Constitution to have sex with whoever or whatever you want in the privacy of your own home (or barn)," he wrote.

Photo credit: AP
Photo credit: AP

The Journal Sentinel's review of all of Hagedorn's blog posts from April 2005 to August 2006 turned up equally passionate posts about abortion rights. In one titled "Another reason why I hate Planned Parenthood," Hagedorn called it a "wicked organization" that was more devoted "to killing babies than to helping women." He said his litmus test for voting in an election was a candidate's position on abortion. Hagedorn said he had committed himself to praying and lobbying to stop abortion. He went on to say his convictions on this issue and others were given to him by God.

"The Lord has laid three fundamental passions on my heart: 1) Protecting the dignity and sanctity of human life, 2) Defending and preserving the institution of marriage, and 3) Promoting racial reconciliation in the church and culture," he wrote in November 2005. Hagedorn, an evangelical Christian, wrote that he favored having someone who believes like him on the Supreme Court. "All things being equal, someone who acknowledges the true God, seeks wisdom from Him, and cares about all people because they have been made in His image is better than someone who is not a Christian," he wrote in October 2005.

Does it get worse? Of course, it gets worse. Again, from the J-S:

State Appeals Court Judge Brian Hagedorn in 2016 founded and now oversees Augustine Academy in Merton, which partners with Ambleside Schools International, a Christian, college-preparatory school that blends private and home-based education. The school's statement of faith says the school community believes that "Adam and Eve were made to complement each other in a one-flesh union that establishes the only normative pattern of sexual relations for men and women, such that marriage ultimately serves as a type of the union between Christ and his church."

In its code of personal conduct listed on the school teacher application, school officials say teachers may be fired and students may be disciplined or forced to withdraw from the school if they or their parents violate the code's policies. The rules include no "immoral sexual activity," defined as any activity that occurs outside of marriage between a man and a woman.

Unfortunately. for Hagedorn and his campaign, the Wisconsin Realtors Association is made up of people who did not arrive in Oconomowoc on a turnip truck, and many of them realize that they have to sell homes to gay people. From the Journal-Sentinel:

State Supreme Court candidate Brian Hagedorn lost his endorsement from the Wisconsin Realtors Association this week amid reports that he had founded a school that allows the expulsion of gay students. The group also wants Hagedorn to return an $18,000 donation it made to him less than a month ago. The Realtors association is a behind-the-scenes player in Wisconsin Supreme Court races that often backs conservatives like Hagedorn, an appeals judge. "As a result of recent disclosures regarding past statements and actions by Wisconsin Supreme Court candidate Brian Hagedorn, the Wisconsin Realtors Association has withdrawn its endorsement of his candidacy," said a statement this week from Michael Theo, the president and chief executive officers of the association.

More, I am sure, to follow, because other business leaders do business with gay people, and it's 2019. And, as always, a reminder that an elected judiciary is the second-worst idea in American politics.


Moving along to Virginia, a woman protesting in favor of the ERA exposed one breast in front of the state capitol. (She was embodying the woman on the state seal.) This made a judge feel all icky. From the Richmond Times-Dispatch:

The pro-ERA protester who was being held in the Richmond jail without bond after exposing herself in a protest is being released, according to her attorney. A magistrate set bond at $700 for Michelle Renay Sutherland, 45, of Brooklyn, N.Y., after she exposed her breast during a bit of performance art on Monday in which she and another activist mimicked the Virginia seal. But Judge Lawrence B. Cann III on Tuesday, during a video arraignment, ordered her held without bond.

Judge Cann III was especially peeved, but he was badly prepared.

Photo credit: Bob Brown - AP
Photo credit: Bob Brown - AP

The judge apologized in a court hearing on Thursday, Baugh said, saying he didn't have the back story and only had paperwork showing the charge of indecent exposure when he ordered Sutherland to be held without bond.

Good for Judge Cann III. But, still, I think people imitating state seals in public should have absolute First Amendments protections. I'd start with the guys in pelican suits who do Louisiana.


A week without Florida? You have to be kidding. What the hell, Port Richey? From the Tampa Bay Times:

Following a four-month investigation, agents with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement arrested Dale Glen Massad, 68, at about 4:40 a.m. at 8221 Hayward Lane in Port Richey, according to a news release from FDLE. The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office said the sheriff’s SWAT team was helping FDLE serve a search warrant at the address when two shots were fired as the sheriff’s entry team tried to breach the door. Authorities did not return fire, the Sheriff’s Office said, and no one was hurt.

Seriously, the mayor is allegedly dealing and he opens up on a SWAT team? C'mon, Florida. It should be harder to live up to a stereotype.

Photo credit: Pasco County Sheriff's Office
Photo credit: Pasco County Sheriff's Office

And we conclude, as is our custom, in the great state of Oklahoma-Want to do the seal? You may have to dress as a plow.-where Blog Inspector of Barley, Carrots, and Termaters Friedman of the Plains brings us the latest in anti-abortion mischief. From the Tulsa World:

House Bill 1182, by Rep. Jim Olsen, R-Roland, would suspend the medical licenses of abortion providers and would likely be challenged in court. It advanced from committee on a vote of 6-4 with two Republicans joining the committee's two Democrats in opposition. Less controversial was HB 1396 by Rep. Tammy Townley, R-Ardmore. It tightens up existing law prohibiting abortion because of the sex of the fetus. Under the new language, the patient involved must attest to either knowing or not knowing the sex of the fetus.

That's the less controversial of the two bills?

If she does know, "the physician or other person who is performing the abortion shall not perform nor attempt to perform an abortion and shall inform the pregnant woman of the prohibition of abortion as a method of sex selection for children." Townley's bill apparently does not preclude the abortion altogether, however, because it leaves intact the next passage, which says that abortions for sex-linked genetic disorders are not forbidden.

Yes, apparently it is. Oy.

This is your democracy, America. Cherish it.

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