Matters of Graves Importance: When did we stop laughing at farts?
One of my besties is a nine-year-old boy and, until recently, I forgot how important the skill of passing on cue air is to life. Hear me out. When did we stop laughing at a good gas pass? Who told us we couldn’t giggle at a good ‘ole bottom burp? Every single time the child blows one my way he belly laughs for minutes with head back roaring laughter and up to last week I would scold him for being gross. I have since changed my tune. Who am I to deny this little fella a childhood joy we all experienced? Maybe we should all laugh at flatulence more. Maybe I should grow up or maybe, just maybe, you should try letting one rip around a friend or family member and find your personal bliss.
Tonight, stop by Dickey's Barbecue Pit for Name That Tune at 6 p.m. and karaoke after at 8 p.m. both with DJ Roush. Trivia Night at Old Capitol Brewing begins at 6:30 p.m. with four rounds of Name That Tune and Random Facts. You can play solo or on a team of up to six.
On Friday Old Capitol Brewing keeps their entertainment going with Benjamin Haynes in their taproom from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Also at 7 p.m. The Page presents Songwriters' Circle with Devin Halladay, Bruce Dalzell, and Scott Minar taking turns playing original songs. If you are getting a later start to your evening check out Kentucky native Jonathan Cox at the Cozy Inn Bar & Grill at 9 p.m. The Fifty West Summer Dart Tournament begins at 7 p.m. and is open to players of all skill levels. Admission is $5 per person paid at the door.
Weightless! takes the stage at the Crosskeys Tavern at 8 p.m. Saturday. Poster Child is an indie rock band with a psychedelic funk twist and you can find them at 8 p.m. at Steiner’s Speakeasy. Rankin’s 13 brings their country/rock from 8 to 11 p.m. at Wagner's Roadhouse.
Join Adena Mansion & Garden Society for a free event celebrating Thomas Worthington's 250th birthday on Sunday, July 16. The event runs 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and includes demonstrations, music, tours, horse and wagon rides, and free refreshments while supplies last.
Looking ahead…My comedy open mic returns to Old Capitol Brewing at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, July 20. Spots are limited. Comics may sign up for their five-minute spots prior to the mic at lori@lorigcomedy.com.
Recording artist Matt Stillwell returns to the Pour House at 8 p.m. Saturday, July 22. Matt’s debut single “Shine” debuted at #25 on iTunes Country Chart, reached the TOP #50 on Billboard’s Country Charts. Go to pouronchillicothe.com for a VIP table. Table prices include a complimentary bottle of champagne or a complimentary bucket of domestic beer. Call (740) 771-4770 to reserve.
July 22 celebrates the completion of the HVAC for the Majestic Theatre in their now air-conditioned building with McGuffey Lane. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. and showtime is 7:30 p.m. Tickets can be purchased at majesticchillicothe.net/events. The Majestic would like to thank the State of Ohio and OFCC for the Capital Bill Grant along with numerous donors and sponsors who helped make the $750,000 project possible.
Cin City Burlesque returns to Steiner's Speakeasy at 9 p.m. July 22. Each dancer will perform three sets in this high-energy show. There will be a $5 cover at the door.
If you’ve read this far just know someone dared me to open this week's column talking about farts and I did. You are welcome.
Until next time. I hope to see you out and laughing.
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